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new diet I have a Black Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?)..... On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the food and is that why I ended up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought the checkout guy was going to die on the spot . :D :D :D :D :D |
hahaha this is so funny! I've seen this before and it's too cute. I emailed this to my dog-loving friends. They will get a kick out of it. :p :p :p |
:yelrotflm Too funny! |
lol too funny:) |
OMG Brenda! That is hilarious! I wish I was there, I probably would have been on the floor laughing so hard! |
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL That is hilarious! Some people ask the dumbest questions! What a great comeback though! LOL |
Thank you! This was by far my favorite thread of the day!! |
:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears |
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! |
Hilarious.. I couldn't have pulled that off though. :D :D |
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