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02-05-2007, 02:09 PM | #1 |
Rocky's Slave 4 ever Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Astoria, NY
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| Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish..................................49. * Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. * Athletic................................No breasts. * Average looking.....................Moooo. * Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. * Emotionally Secure..................On medication. * Feminist...............................Fat. * Free Spirit.............................Junkie. * Friendship first............ ...........Former Slut. * New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned.......................No B.J.'s * Open-minded.........................Desperate. * Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional...........................Witch. * Voluptuous...........................Very fat. * Large frame...........................Hugely fat. * Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: * Yes.....................................No * No......................................Yes * Maybe.................................No * We need...............................I want * I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry * We need to talk......................You're in trouble * Sure, go ahead........................You better not * Do what you want...................You will pay for this later * I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! * You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: * I am hungry...........................I am hungry * I am sleepy............................I am sleepy * I am tired..............................I am tired * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let's have sex now * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I call you sometime?.............I'd like to have sex with you. * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay
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02-05-2007, 02:11 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: LA
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| sad, but true! too cute! |
02-06-2007, 07:15 AM | #3 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| im cracking up... very good , i like that..thanks for sharing
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02-06-2007, 07:40 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brittany France
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| LOL very good!
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02-06-2007, 07:42 AM | #5 |
I <3 Ferdinand Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Arizona
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| LOL, that's one I haven't seen before. Pretty funny.
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02-06-2007, 08:28 AM | #6 |
Lil' Divas mom Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL
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| Oh I love this!! Hilarious!!!
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02-06-2007, 08:48 AM | #7 |
Rocky's Slave 4 ever Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Astoria, NY
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| You all know that's what i am here for, to bring nothing but pure enjoyment to you all somebody's got to do it ha ha ha.
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02-06-2007, 09:42 AM | #8 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| That's funny! I am passing it on!
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02-06-2007, 10:02 AM | #9 |
Little Boogers Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: virginia beach, va
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| that is gooood. i love it
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02-06-2007, 10:10 AM | #10 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member | That's soooo funny, and true sadly... oh gosh, I'm laughing so hard!!!! |
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