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06-05-2006, 07:44 AM | #1 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
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| Investing for Your Retirement (funny joke) INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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06-05-2006, 07:52 AM | #2 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | LMAOOO I LOVE IT and how sad is THAT ! |
06-05-2006, 12:02 PM | #3 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| I'm all over that plan |
06-05-2006, 12:11 PM | #4 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mt. Ulla, NC
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| That's great..... I've been putting cans in that plan but I don't get money back from my recycling..... I would probly be a milllionaire if I would have done that.
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06-05-2006, 12:52 PM | #5 |
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| hahahaha to bad I don't drink beer |
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