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Investing for Your Retirement (funny joke) INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. |
LMAOOO :D :D :D :D I LOVE IT and how sad is THAT ! |
I'm all over that plan :) |
That's great..... I've been putting cans in that plan but I don't get money back from my recycling..... I would probly be a milllionaire if I would have done that. |
hahahaha to bad I don't drink beer :mad: |
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