I'm Playing "Scam the Scammer." Follow the Emails Here!

[strawberrieshk]

Reply from: "sherri Last Namehartley"--lol, looks like she doesn't know how to spell her name...--

Hello,
I have 2 females and 1 male maltese puppies, i am willing to give out to a good home for adoption,the puppies are 3 months old,daniel is the male maltese he is an adorable registered maltese puppy.He has a cute little teddy bear face and an outstanding white shiny fluufy coat.He is an excellent quality maltese.He will be small when he is grown.He is very sweet and affectionate. He has a wonderful playful personality.If you are looking for a little purse puppy to take with you everywhere then here he is!amanda Is A Cute Little Female maltese, She Is Absolutely Adorable And So Much Fun To Be Around!!! She Will Make A Great Addition To Any Family!!! She Is Very Healthy And All Up To Date On Her Shots!!! She Loves To Be Around Other Pups And Definately Loves children,cherry is the last female she Is A Cute Little Teacup maltese She Is Small, Fluffy, And Full Of Energy!! mary Is Very Well Socialized And Loves To Cuddle Up For A Nap!!These Little Bundles Of Joy Are Ready For There New Home..i Have vaccinated And Dewormed Them And They Are Started There House Training By Using Piddle Pads By Day the cost of adopting each of the maltese puppies is free and shipping is $300,the puppies are presently weighing 2.5lbs now and would weigh between 3 to 4lbs at maturity,they are pottytrained,My babies are so animated and will keep you entertained for hours.Each of them has their own
distinct personality.Loving and very affectionate personalites are standard with each of the maltese .They are very affectionate and like to give kisses all the time.They have the run of the kitchen at different times and are put down for naps just like babies.They do need to rest at various times of the day because they are still infant puppies,they are well socialized with kids and cats and will be your friend if you are the playful type,they just simply love lots of attention.they are uptodate on all shots and wormings and are all current on vaccination i attached pictures of the puppies to your email shipping includes tax,insurance, and the carrier that the puppy is shipped in.I will include with shipment of each puppy is its certified health certificate,vaccination and worming record, copy of USDA paper, AKC registration application for the puppy, its pedigree, tips on care and training your puppy, and your puppy's guarantee.also the airline ticket, an approved carrier with a soft,comfortable bed, health certificate from my vet, a puppy pack including sample food your pup has been eating, a tube of nutri-cal,I also include a special gift to your puppy from me.Everything you will need will be taped to the top of your puppy's carrier.the total cost of shipping and handling one of the puppies is $300.as you know i have a lot of people that are interested in adopting the puppies so let me know when you intend to send payment and your contact details for shipping procedures
Thanks.

That all sounds nice but---WHO IS MARY?!?! I'll be writing a reply later, but first I have to go visit my grandma in the hospital.

[Bayou Baby]

Originally Posted by strawberrieshk

That all sounds nice but---WHO IS MARY?!?! I'll be writing a reply later, but first I have to go visit my grandma in the hospital.

Ok Maybe I read too fast but where did you see "Mary"?

[strawberrieshk]

Bayou Baby;2130155]Ok Maybe I read too fast but where did you see "Mary"?

It's a few words after she starts talking about Cherry....Highlighted green part.it's really light, so yeah...

But she only told me she had 3 dogs.....This is her first email and is already messing her story up!

[MindieRose]

My turn my turn!!

I had send some not nice replys to some kijiji scam ads for free yorkies, and apparently they send you an automatic response even if you are not nice, lol...

Here are 2 responses I recieved, followed with my reply to both, lol...
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Hello Dear
i am impress that you are willing to adopt my lovely
puppies they are both male and female the female is call
molly the male call Tommy this babies are intelligent,
lively, and fearless. They focus entirely on their owner and
are extremely affectionate this babies requires more human
companionship and attention than any other puppy .this
babies requires daily grooming these babies are clipped
short. Ears and eyes are cleaned daily and Dental hygiene
too these babies are lovely lap babies that much prefers to
be held on their owner's lap all day. They have a dose of
attitude combined with a bright and playful nature. these
puppies are truly and loyal companion.these puppies are A
KC,C KC Register,currently examine,they have a 3 years
Health Guarantee they are microchip and have all their
certificate of Health and they are Potential prefect they
are 10years life insured these babies are 9 weeks old and
Tommy weights 23ozs his height is 5inc and molly weights
23ozs her height is 5inc so here are some habits of molly
and Tommy
molly and Tommy
they love to be Huck and be kiss
they love to stroll round the house and play
they love playing with kids and other pets at
home like cats,ferrets,rabbits and many more if you have
them
they are very quick in learning
they love to chase shadows, lay in sunbeams, and tug of war
and here are some of the food my puppies are been trained to
eat they also love to drink milk for keepng them healthy and
the hard meals are
premium brands
pieces of kibble
cook chicken meat and red meat
Hard Poops which are easier to pick up.. lol
clever slogans,
colored nuggets WTH are colored nuggets??
these babies are path of my family i treated like my own
kids and love them very much so why i am giving them out is
due to my job nature i do not have much time to spend with
them and living them alone in the home is a bad idea because
they will be bore and may get ill so i want a home that can
take very good care of them and show the love and spoiled
them with care and also be for any home want to take this
babies they will have to promise me that they are going to
take very good care of them and they will get back to me
with the following answers
are you married???
do you have time to stay with is puppies?
do you work?
do you have kids and do they love puppies?
who are you?
are you willing to love this puppies like your own kid?
is your home having enough space for them to play on?
do you promise me to love them care for them and bring them
up in a good manner?
i am recently in st marine Cameroon and i am from new york i
came here to help orphans
i have attached the pictures of molly and Tommy to this mail
look at them and get back to me if you are still interested
best regards to you and your family
thanks
hood hook and family


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Hello Dear
>
> i am very glad on your interest on my
> babies , she is called Velma and she is 11 weeks old.she is Vet checked and
> will make a very good house hold pet. So i am giving them out for adoption only
> to a good and loving home because i do not have much time for them so thats why
> i am giving them out she is a very sensitive puppy and portray the
> following:-
> :-She eats 2 to 3 times Daily and have adapted to that.
> :-She
> take to order like when you asks her to lie down.
> :-SHE IS Micro
> Chipped-Hand Fed,Dna tested and USDA Standard.
> :-SHE had made a 15 days stay
> in Quarantine so she will come
> directly to your homes after
> delivery.
> :-She is AKC ,CKC,UKC, and is potty trained.
> :-She is not
> nuded and i hope you will take care of nuding her
> so that she becomes very
> more adapted to you, and she like Kisses
> :-She will come in a Ventilated
> crate and Blankets for Cold,So i am located in Cameroon and would have to ship
> Velma to you and all that would cost you $200
> 1:Are you Married?
> 2o you
> have kid(s) if yes how many?
> 3o you have a large yard that she can play
> in?
> 4:Are you a breeder?
> 5:How soon do you want her,will you care for
> her?
> 6:Whats Your Full names and where are you located?
> As for Kelly.se
> is home trained and comes with all her toys and portrays the same
> characteristics like Velma.So we would like to let you know that their
> transportation to your location is going to cost $200 for both puppies .So we
> would be shipping the puppies from Iowa.
> You can see her pics below my
> mail.
> thanks and would love to read from you soonest.



My response was:
Hello! I would like to purchase at least 5 of your dogs, 1 male and 4 females. I want them for breeding. Its ok if they are brother and sister, because I heard that dogs can breed to their siblings and it's better that way. Are they ok in cold weather? I want to keep them in outdoor kennels for breeding so they dont make my house stink. I am in a snowy climate, but I think the long hair on them will keep them warm. I have 13 children in a 3 bedroom house, so it smells bad enough in here! I am looking for another human baby as well, do you know of anyone I can get a baby from too? How much would it cost?

Much Love!


And by the time I got this copied, I have already recieved one reply:

thanks,where are you located in the Usa,can i have your contact number,Also i just have 2 right now but i am going to see a friend and get the remaining 3 puppies from him.So everything for 5 puppies to be shipped to you is going to cost you $1500.
waiting



I am going to reply with:
you didnt answer my questions about keeping them outside and if you know how I can get a baby....

[MindieRose]

I just re-read the email to me and I am laughing. Clever Slogans?? Yeah, because my dogs ALWAYS have clever slogans for me daily. Espeically that Diesel, him and his slogans......

[MindieRose]

Here are the emails of the 2 that I am emailing, lol..

bazoboliehund00@yahoo.com
hoodhook@ommail.com

[MindieRose]

Wow, he must be right in front of his computer... already he emailed back:

Hello,
that is up to you.All i am looking for is a loving and caring home for this puppies.So are you willing to proceed with the shipping of the puppies to you
waiting


Hmmm, still ignoring me about getting a child.....

[MindieRose]

Oh my gosh, I sent him this:
what about a child? Can you get me a young child? It doesnt have to be a baby, it can be a toddler. I want one that is potty trained and doesnt talk back...

And he said:

Yeah i can help you get one ok.So i would be needing your full shipping informations to get this puppies shipped to you ok .
So i would be needing
full names
closest airport to your home
complete house and street address
zip code/state/city
contact telephone numbers
I would be waiting on those informations to proceed


Oh this is too funny...

[strawberrieshk]

whew......LOL....I cannot stop laughing over here Mindie!!!!!

I wonder where he's going to get the child....maybe Petco?? You never know these days.....

[strawberrieshk]

Ok, so I've got updates....but first I'd like to point out the scammer said, "copy of USDA paper...", lol wtf?!?! Is the maltese a piece of meat or something??? Anywho, here's the update:

On Tue, 7/22/08, __I__, wrote:
That sounds great. The pictures aren't working for me, though, can you give me a Photobucket link? Also, I have a Yorkie......do you think they'll get along?

Scammer's Reply:
i am so sorry i dont know why you are not reeceiving the pictures right now my scanner is bad and concerning if the puppies would get along with your yorkie,the puppies are all good with other dogs and household animals

My Reply:
Sounds great but, you mentioned USDA?? What does the United States Department of Agriculture have anything to do with puppies?

Scammer's Reply:
i am so sorry what i meant was AKC

My Reply
Sounds great!! But about the shipping?? My uncle works for a shipping company over here (I can't remember the name at the time....I think it's called Hugh G. Rection Shipping....)**Hehe I couldn't resist.....** and they are great with getting live animals overseas healthy and safe, and he told me he could arrange so that you could ship her over for free!



Speaking of which, I have a few questions for you:

--What are their parents like?

--What type of coat do they have?

--Do you think they go with my eyes? *Brown.....if you're wondering* --**Lol, because it's Soooooo not hot if she doesn't match my new Gucci purse and my eyes...j/k**

--Do they have a cottony butt?

--What is their parents AKC registration numbers (on the registration papers)?

--Do they bite?

--We eat a lot of pickles and brownies for dinner, can they eat them? ***Yumm...the perfect gourmet meal!**



Thanks so much!
Lol this is so fun.

[strawberrieshk]

Update:

Scammer's Reply:

Hello Launi, i dont have a problem with what you just asked, right now i am a lot busier and really dont get you. all you have to do now is pay the cost of shipping the pupp back to united states, i have all paperwork and documentation that will be coming alongside with the pupp. likle i stated earlier once payment is made and comfirmed today by my shipping agent your pupp will shipped out first thing tomorrow morning being friday.

My Reply:

Can you just answer this question below then please?? It would've took the exact same time as you explaining to me that you're busy.



-What are their parent's AKC registration numbers?



And like I already said, I can get her shipped over here for free. *yup, my uncle Hugh can cover that....*



Is your Yahoo Translator not working or something?***ooohh, busted.***

[BabyFidgette]

LOL Keep them up! I love reading these. They always avoid questions! Hey, can Hugh get me free puppy shipping too?

[Kbsqueff]

C'mon guys where are the UPDATES???

[celstu1]

Originally Posted by strawberrieshk

Ok, so I've got updates....but first I'd like to point out the scammer said, "copy of USDA paper...", lol wtf?!?! Is the maltese a piece of meat or something??? Anywho, here's the update:

On Tue, 7/22/08, __I__, wrote:
That sounds great. The pictures aren't working for me, though, can you give me a Photobucket link? Also, I have a Yorkie......do you think they'll get along?

Scammer's Reply:
i am so sorry i dont know why you are not reeceiving the pictures right now my scanner is bad and concerning if the puppies would get along with your yorkie,the puppies are all good with other dogs and household animals

My Reply:
Sounds great but, you mentioned USDA?? What does the United States Department of Agriculture have anything to do with puppies?

Scammer's Reply:
i am so sorry what i meant was AKC

My Reply
Sounds great!! But about the shipping?? My uncle works for a shipping company over here (I can't remember the name at the time....I think it's called Hugh G. Rection Shipping....)**Hehe I couldn't resist.....** and they are great with getting live animals overseas healthy and safe, and he told me he could arrange so that you could ship her over for free!



Speaking of which, I have a few questions for you:

--What are their parents like?

--What type of coat do they have?

--Do you think they go with my eyes? *Brown.....if you're wondering* --**Lol, because it's Soooooo not hot if she doesn't match my new Gucci purse and my eyes...j/k**

--Do they have a cottony butt?

--What is their parents AKC registration numbers (on the registration papers)?

--Do they bite?

--We eat a lot of pickles and brownies for dinner, can they eat them? ***Yumm...the perfect gourmet meal!**



Thanks so much!
Lol this is so fun.

You are killing me!!! I cannot stop laughing!!!!!! You are good!

[tiffany_isakson]

I know that it is very easy to create a new e-mail addy but I am just posting so that if anyone tries to deal with someone with an address of ourdog@ymail.com it is a scam. She talks very convinceingly but do not fall for it!