My turn my turn!!
I had send some not nice replys to some kijiji scam ads for free yorkies, and apparently they send you an automatic response even if you are not nice, lol...
Here are 2 responses I recieved, followed with my reply to both, lol...
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Hello Dear
i am impress that you are willing to adopt my lovely
puppies they are both male and female the female is call
molly the male call Tommy this babies are intelligent,
lively, and fearless. They focus entirely on their owner and
are extremely affectionate this babies requires more human
companionship and attention than any other puppy .this
babies requires daily grooming these babies are clipped
short. Ears and eyes are cleaned daily and Dental hygiene
too these babies are lovely lap babies that much prefers to
be held on their owner's lap all day. They have a dose of
attitude combined with a bright and playful nature. these
puppies are truly and loyal companion.these puppies are A
KC,C KC Register,currently examine,they have a 3 years
Health Guarantee they are microchip and have all their
certificate of Health and they are Potential prefect they
are 10years life insured these babies are 9 weeks old and
Tommy weights 23ozs his height is 5inc and molly weights
23ozs her height is 5inc so here are some habits of molly
and Tommy
molly and Tommy
they love to be Huck and be kiss
they love to stroll round the house and play
they love playing with kids and other pets at
home like cats,ferrets,rabbits and many more if you have
them
they are very quick in learning
they love to chase shadows, lay in sunbeams, and tug of war
and here are some of the food my puppies are been trained to
eat they also love to drink milk for keepng them healthy and
the hard meals are
premium brands
pieces of kibble
cook chicken meat and red meat
Hard Poops which are easier to pick up.. lol
clever slogans,
colored nuggets
WTH are colored nuggets??
these babies are path of my family i treated like my own
kids and love them very much so why i am giving them out is
due to my job nature i do not have much time to spend with
them and living them alone in the home is a bad idea because
they will be bore and may get ill so i want a home that can
take very good care of them and show the love and spoiled
them with care and also be for any home want to take this
babies they will have to promise me that they are going to
take very good care of them and they will get back to me
with the following answers
are you married???
do you have time to stay with is puppies?
do you work?
do you have kids and do they love puppies?
who are you?
are you willing to love this puppies like your own kid?
is your home having enough space for them to play on?
do you promise me to love them care for them and bring them
up in a good manner?
i am recently in st marine Cameroon and i am from new york i
came here to help orphans
i have attached the pictures of molly and Tommy to this mail
look at them and get back to me if you are still interested
best regards to you and your family
thanks
hood hook and family
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Hello Dear
>
> i am very glad on your interest on my
> babies , she is called Velma and she is 11 weeks old.she is Vet checked and
> will make a very good house hold pet. So i am giving them out for adoption only
> to a good and loving home because i do not have much time for them so thats why
> i am giving them out she is a very sensitive puppy and portray the
> following:-
> :-She eats 2 to 3 times Daily and have adapted to that.
> :-She
> take to order like when you asks her to lie down.
> :-SHE IS Micro
> Chipped-Hand Fed,Dna tested and USDA Standard.
> :-SHE had made a 15 days stay
> in Quarantine so she will come
> directly to your homes after
> delivery.
> :-She is AKC ,CKC,UKC, and is potty trained.
> :-She is not
> nuded and i hope you will take care of nuding her
> so that she becomes very
> more adapted to you, and she like Kisses
> :-She will come in a Ventilated
> crate and Blankets for Cold,So i am located in Cameroon and would have to ship
> Velma to you and all that would cost you $200
> 1:Are you Married?
> 2
o you
> have kid(s) if yes how many?
> 3o you have a large yard that she can play
> in?
> 4:Are you a breeder?
> 5:How soon do you want her,will you care for
> her?
> 6:Whats Your Full names and where are you located?
> As for Kelly.se
> is home trained and comes with all her toys and portrays the same
> characteristics like Velma.So we would like to let you know that their
> transportation to your location is going to cost $200 for both puppies .So we
> would be shipping the puppies from Iowa.
> You can see her pics below my
> mail.
> thanks and would love to read from you soonest.
My response was:
Hello! I would like to purchase at least 5 of your dogs, 1 male and 4 females. I want them for breeding. Its ok if they are brother and sister, because I heard that dogs can breed to their siblings and it's better that way. Are they ok in cold weather? I want to keep them in outdoor kennels for breeding so they dont make my house stink. I am in a snowy climate, but I think the long hair on them will keep them warm. I have 13 children in a 3 bedroom house, so it smells bad enough in here! I am looking for another human baby as well, do you know of anyone I can get a baby from too? How much would it cost?
Much Love!
And by the time I got this copied, I have already recieved one reply:
thanks,where are you located in the Usa,can i have your contact number,Also i just have 2 right now but i am going to see a friend and get the remaining 3 puppies from him.So everything for 5 puppies to be shipped to you is going to cost you $1500.
waiting
I am going to reply with:
you didnt answer my questions about keeping them outside and if you know how I can get a baby....