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Bizzymammabee · 05-09-2006, 08:13 AM

Aaah girls this has been so much fun. The ass is trying to now sell us an ass. Maybe we can ask for a tiger and a giraffe as well in this transaction.

Oh brother. How stupid can this person be.

Jaspermom · 05-09-2006, 08:19 AM

I should have known you would be the "Ringleader" here, lolol!!

You GO girlfriend!!!

Or should I say "DOCTOR" Girlfriend??

Lou · 05-09-2006, 09:30 AM

What a great authors! I think someone should at least get a magazine article out of these conversations with Cindy. I bet one of the yorkie magazines would publish it too!

BabyFidgette · 05-09-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaspermom

I should have known you would be the "Ringleader" here, lolol!!

You GO girlfriend!!!

Or should I say "DOCTOR" Girlfriend??

This is/was so much fun! Miss Cindy hasn't written me back yet.

I will write her again. And if she still doesn't answer, I'm gonna write her a "gotcha" email.

I can't wait for that!

Cares4Dogs · 05-09-2006, 10:43 AM

oh no--Cindy wants Mr. Ussadam Schammer to send her an email so she can talk about this jackass for sale. She also said she lost the paperwork on the puppy again and has to find it....

What now? I think we need to draft someone who will go by the name of Ussadam Scammer.....

Any volunteers???

BabyFidgette · 05-09-2006, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cares4Dogs

oh no--Cindy wants Mr. Ussadam Schammer to send her an email so she can talk about this jackass for sale. She also said she lost the paperwork on the puppy again and has to find it....

What now? I think we need to draft someone who will go by the name of Ussadam Scammer.....

Any volunteers???

I hope you can get someone. I wouldn't be surprised if I wrote her with MY same email address, and she didn't catch on. DUH

Bizzymammabee · 05-09-2006, 11:23 AM

Ladies I am ready to volunteer...lol. It's been good fun reading. Let me know if I can help in any way.

vainchick5 · 05-09-2006, 11:32 AM

This is too funny. I'm almost wanting to start doing this myself, to pass the time..lol

oceanair27 · 05-09-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Bizzymammabee

Ladies I am ready to volunteer...lol. It's been good fun reading. Let me know if I can help in any way.

If you become the new volunteer, ask Cindy how she intends to get the jackass to you, since they cannot be shipped. Make sure that you tell her that you absolutely do NOT trust private shippers as it must be shipped on a regular airline or you will pick it up lol.

Cares4Dogs · 05-09-2006, 03:49 PM

Did anyone write her as "Ussadam Schammer"? If not, my husband said he wants to do it...but dont want more than one "ussadam scammer" writing Cindy....

Cares4Dogs · 05-09-2006, 03:57 PM

This was the last email I got from Cindy

Hello,thanks for the mail.actually i will send everything to you just because i dont know where it is again.and also i will like you to fill that guarantee first and also can u tell Mr.Ussadam Schammer to email me so that i can tell him all about the jackass.
Waiting to read from you soonest.
Cindy.

BabyFidgette · 05-09-2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cares4Dogs

This was the last email I got from Cindy

Hello,thanks for the mail.actually i will send everything to you just because i dont know where it is again.and also i will like you to fill that guarantee first and also can u tell Mr.Ussadam Schammer to email me so that i can tell him all about the jackass.
Waiting to read from you soonest.
Cindy.

I can't wait till you tell Cindy that SHE'S the jackass!

Cares4Dogs · 05-09-2006, 06:49 PM

i think i did call her a jackass and said I wont do business with her....now she wants me to send Ussadam Schammer her way....I'll get my husband to email her...he laughs and laughs about this thread.

Maybe someone should write her and ask for a dirty rat

Cares4Dogs · 05-09-2006, 07:22 PM

Okay, we just came up with this email and used another email address to send this to Cindy. It was so much fun to come up with this one...

@ = a Didnt know if using the word was appropriate

Dear Cindy,

My dear friend Euteffa Green gave me your email address. She tells me that you have a jackass for sale. Can you please provide me more information on your @ss. Can you please tell me how much your @ss costs? How old is your @ss and is your ass healthy? I really dont need the expense of a diseased @ss. I would like a well groomed, well rounded @ss that can carry a 300 pound tourist up and down, and up and down the hillside all day long. But I promise I will give the @ss plenty of love and rest.

Im looking for a high-quality @ss, but make sure he doesnt have a brown nose because my last @ss "Uranus" ran away and I just dont care to own another brown nose @ss. Until my poor Uranus comes back, I will just have to find another @ss.

I would like to know how you can bring my @ss to me? How much does it cost to ship an @ss? What does your @ss eat? How has the @ss been housed? I'd hate to have my @ss get too cold in the winter and too hot in the summer, but I would like to keep the @ss in the same environment that its used to.

Is the @ss male or female?

I have a lot of questions and would like to know everything before I purchase the @ss because I dont want to end up with a difficult to train @ss.

Thank you ever so much for your time. I look forward to hearing about your @ss.

Sincerely,

Ussadam "Eeyore" Schammer

BabyFidgette · 05-09-2006, 08:29 PM

That is so funny!!!! She probably has so many emails she can't keep up with them! Okay, I broke down and wrote Cindy.

Cindy this is not funny. Why are you not writing me? Why the mute? Don't know what lie to tell me next? What do you think...I'm a jackass? I'm not as dumb as you are.

05-09-2006, 08:13 AM	#286
Bizzymammabee Luvs Lulu Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 6,931 Blog Entries: 1	Waaahhhh Aaah girls this has been so much fun. The ass is trying to now sell us an ass. Maybe we can ask for a tiger and a giraffe as well in this transaction. Oh brother. How stupid can this person be. __________________ Lulu will always be in my heart

05-09-2006, 08:19 AM	#287
Jaspermom Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,721	Nicole, this is completely hysterical!! I should have known you would be the "Ringleader" here, lolol!! You GO girlfriend!!! Or should I say "DOCTOR" Girlfriend?? __________________ Glad Mom to Jasper, Wosie & Dreama, RIP sweet babies.

05-09-2006, 09:30 AM	#288
Lou Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A little town south of Chicago Posts: 4,525	My complements What a great authors! I think someone should at least get a magazine article out of these conversations with Cindy. I bet one of the yorkie magazines would publish it too! __________________ http://www.its-a-yorkie-thing.com Gracie Skeeter Adie Tyler

05-09-2006, 11:23 AM	#292
Bizzymammabee Luvs Lulu Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 6,931 Blog Entries: 1	Volunteer Ladies I am ready to volunteer...lol. It's been good fun reading. Let me know if I can help in any way. __________________ Lulu will always be in my heart

05-09-2006, 11:32 AM	#293
vainchick5 YT 6000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: CA Posts: 6,588	This is too funny. I'm almost wanting to start doing this myself, to pass the time..lol __________________ Mommy to Coco and Rocco

05-09-2006, 10:43 AM	#290
Cares4Dogs Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 975	oh no--Cindy wants Mr. Ussadam Schammer to send her an email so she can talk about this jackass for sale. She also said she lost the paperwork on the puppy again and has to find it.... What now? I think we need to draft someone who will go by the name of Ussadam Scammer..... Any volunteers???

05-09-2006, 03:49 PM	#295
Cares4Dogs Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 975	Did anyone write her as "Ussadam Schammer"? If not, my husband said he wants to do it...but dont want more than one "ussadam scammer" writing Cindy....

05-09-2006, 03:57 PM	#296
Cares4Dogs Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 975	This was the last email I got from Cindy Hello,thanks for the mail.actually i will send everything to you just because i dont know where it is again.and also i will like you to fill that guarantee first and also can u tell Mr.Ussadam Schammer to email me so that i can tell him all about the jackass. Waiting to read from you soonest. Cindy.

05-09-2006, 06:49 PM	#298
Cares4Dogs Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 975	i think i did call her a jackass and said I wont do business with her....now she wants me to send Ussadam Schammer her way....I'll get my husband to email her...he laughs and laughs about this thread. Maybe someone should write her and ask for a dirty rat

05-09-2006, 07:22 PM	#299
Cares4Dogs Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 975	Okay, we just came up with this email and used another email address to send this to Cindy. It was so much fun to come up with this one... @ = a Didnt know if using the word was appropriate Dear Cindy, My dear friend Euteffa Green gave me your email address. She tells me that you have a jackass for sale. Can you please provide me more information on your @ss. Can you please tell me how much your @ss costs? How old is your @ss and is your ass healthy? I really dont need the expense of a diseased @ss. I would like a well groomed, well rounded @ss that can carry a 300 pound tourist up and down, and up and down the hillside all day long. But I promise I will give the @ss plenty of love and rest. Im looking for a high-quality @ss, but make sure he doesnt have a brown nose because my last @ss "Uranus" ran away and I just dont care to own another brown nose @ss. Until my poor Uranus comes back, I will just have to find another @ss. I would like to know how you can bring my @ss to me? How much does it cost to ship an @ss? What does your @ss eat? How has the @ss been housed? I'd hate to have my @ss get too cold in the winter and too hot in the summer, but I would like to keep the @ss in the same environment that its used to. Is the @ss male or female? I have a lot of questions and would like to know everything before I purchase the @ss because I dont want to end up with a difficult to train @ss. Thank you ever so much for your time. I look forward to hearing about your @ss. Sincerely, Ussadam "Eeyore" Schammer

05-09-2006, 08:29 PM	#300
BabyFidgette Learn Yorkie CPR! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,855	That is so funny!!!! She probably has so many emails she can't keep up with them! Okay, I broke down and wrote Cindy. Cindy this is not funny. Why are you not writing me? Why the mute? Don't know what lie to tell me next? What do you think...I'm a jackass? I'm not as dumb as you are. __________________ Nicole & Baby "The more men I meet, the more I love my Yorkie!"