Okay, we just came up with this email and used another email address to send this to Cindy. It was so much fun to come up with this one...
@ = a Didnt know if using the word was appropriate
Dear Cindy,
My dear friend Euteffa Green gave me your email address. She tells me that you have a jackass for sale. Can you please provide me more information on your @ss. Can you please tell me how much your @ss costs? How old is your @ss and is your ass healthy? I really dont need the expense of a diseased @ss. I would like a well groomed, well rounded @ss that can carry a 300 pound tourist up and down, and up and down the hillside all day long. But I promise I will give the @ss plenty of love and rest.
Im looking for a high-quality @ss, but make sure he doesnt have a brown nose because my last @ss "Uranus" ran away and I just dont care to own another brown nose @ss. Until my poor Uranus comes back, I will just have to find another @ss.
I would like to know how you can bring my @ss to me? How much does it cost to ship an @ss? What does your @ss eat? How has the @ss been housed? I'd hate to have my @ss get too cold in the winter and too hot in the summer, but I would like to keep the @ss in the same environment that its used to.
Is the @ss male or female?
I have a lot of questions and would like to know everything before I purchase the @ss because I dont want to end up with a difficult to train @ss.
Thank you ever so much for your time. I look forward to hearing about your @ss.
Sincerely,
Ussadam "Eeyore" Schammer |