The ladies rebuttal to the YT men's thread

[hle_625]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible ."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine .."

" What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

" Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

" Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand ?"

" We were in another battle. I boarded a ship, and got into a sword fight my hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really .."

" What about that eye patch ?"
" Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye ."

" You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop ."

" It was my first day with the hook."

Hmmmm, think that has anything to do with being a man

LOL! Leave it to the men to do something like that!

[doggieluver]

that was hilliarious

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by hle_625

Good morning girls! I am just getting out of bed and its noon here!!! LOL I am lazy!

Then it's good afternoon to you, missy. Dawned on me today....I have worked more today at home than I did the entire 40 hours last week at my "real" job

[hle_625]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Then it's good afternoon to you, missy. Dawned on me today....I have worked more today at home than I did the entire 40 hours last week at my "real" job

kind of sounds like me i dont do squat at work!

[bchgirl]

We need a motto. Recently read this, it's ok but not very catchy. Any other suggestions.

Cats and women will do what they please. Dogs and men should relax and deal with it.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

We need a motto. Recently read this, it's ok but not very catchy. Any other suggestions.

Cats and women will do what they please. Dogs and men should relax and deal with it.

Yawn.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible ."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine .."

" What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

" Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

" Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand ?"

" We were in another battle. I boarded a ship, and got into a sword fight my hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really .."

" What about that eye patch ?"
" Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye ."

" You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop ."

" It was my first day with the hook."

Hmmmm, think that has anything to do with being a man

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

We need a motto. Recently read this, it's ok but not very catchy. Any other suggestions.

Cats and women will do what they please. Dogs and men should relax and deal with it.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Yawn.

A hot Saturday night on YT tends to wear you out, doesn't it

[troubletb]

So whats going on at the guys thread?? Must be boring if your here Mike!!

[bchgirl]

Better motto

If husbands and boysfriends were like my Yorkie......
I'd have a hundred!!!!

[alaskayorkie]

I'm officially protesting the so-called Queen's vote. It was not opened up to us guys. Now I'm not saying I'm a "Queen," but I am saying this is the 21st Century, I'm secure in my manhood, and I, as an equal YorkieTalk member, should be able to run for supreme ruler on any thread I choose.

So if someone will second the motion, I will throw my tiara into the ring in a new and fair women's thread election.

FE, help a brother out. Second the motion?

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I'm officially protesting the so-called Queen's vote. It was not opened up to us guys. Now I'm not saying I'm a "Queen," but I am saying this is the 21st Century, I'm secure in my manhood, and I, as an equal YorkieTalk member, should be able to run for supreme ruler on any thread I choose.

So if someone will second the motion, I will throw my tiara into the ring in a new and fair women's thread election.

FE, help a brother out. Second the motion?

I would like a photo of you Wearing the tiara first.....

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

I would like a photo of you Wearing the tiara first.....

This is an Alaskan tiara. And where's my competition's tiara?

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

This is an Alaskan tiara. And where's my competition's tiara?

I knew that reply was taking too long, I knew there would be something coming~
I'm not sure if that is " regulation" or not?