A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible ."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine .."
" What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
" Well, we were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
" Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand ?"
" We were in another battle. I boarded a ship, and got into a sword fight my hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really .."
" What about that eye patch ?"
" Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye ."
" You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop ."
" It was my first day with the hook."
Hmmmm, think that has anything to do with being a man
