If you could be a superhero, what would you be?

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by d4nimal

That teleport thing is so clutch, I wish I thought of that. I also really like everybody's that they've submitted so far. Maybe we can have some sort of Justice League when this is all said and done.

Bchgirl, the Potato Queen sounds awesome (though I guess the name isn't exactly flattering to the female figure). All we would need would be a Captain Condiment

Grillmaster, for all you know I am a SHOESTRING potato

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by d4nimal

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? If you are feeling extra creative, and I know you are, what would your superhero name be?

You may also apply this question to your yorkie(s)

ps - I am being very productive at work

My answer off the top of my head is:

I would have the power to turn anything into a fine dry-aged steak. They would call me "The Grillmaster." I would use this power to...fight crime? I dunno, it'd be a hit at parties. Combine me with that guy from the Heineken commercial who can turn anything into a Heineken, and we would be the most unstoppable force in the world. Maybe the universe.

Yoshi would be a ninja superhero and his main weapon would be his poop. He is totally silent and invisible and strikes by secret turd. It is totally hidden but then suddenly the stench is upon you like a smothering blanket of death. His superhero name would be "The Fart in the Wind." When people saw a glimpse of him and his ninja suit they would say "Oh no! Here comes the Fart in the Wind! Run!" This superhero is very much like the real life Yoshi.

OMG! Don't you work in a lab studying infectious diseases or something?? My advice: Step away from the petri dish! This is the most twisted thread I've ever read. Of course, that's what I like about you.

I would be fasteddie, a superhero to thousands of Yorkie owners because he has the power to bring them together and make them smile. I'd have a Jekyl and Hyde alter-ego known only as Admin Hood, a misunderstood rascal who hangs out with a merry band of computer nerds who wear green tights and drink mead.

[d4nimal]

One day I'm going to get wasted on mead, even if I don't know exactly what it is. C'mon people, you dont have to be ultra super mega creative. I know a bunch of you want to fly, or have x-ray vision (i'd take that, though yes, i would abuse it)

[bchgirl]

The disadvantage with x-ray vision would be the inability to NOT view the people you'd really rather not see nekkid. Of course, it's your superhero power so perhaps you could have selected x-ray vision One thing I never understood in those "get your x-ray vision glasses" ads that you saw as kids....how come you could see through people's clothes....but not through their SKIN

I have decided that I will be Ursela Uterus performing amazing feats of tracking such as....
the mustard BEHIND the milk in the fridge......
car keys that don't belong to the vehicle I drive.......
shoes along with the appropriate socks....both in sizes I have never worn....
homework assignments or any school related necessity even though I personally graduated from HS 25+ yrs ago.....
My services will assist men and children world wide.....
I will perform all with little or no recogination all in the name of household tranquility, but will accept accolades for remote control location with modesty.

[my2boyz]

Well, I don't know what the name of this power would be but does anyone watch Charmed? I love the power that Piper has...just a wave of the hands and...poof, you're gone! I would use my power to poof away any kind of animal or child abuser...along with a list of other abusers and bad people in general. Then I would use it to poof away anyone in heavy traffic that holds up the line to make a left hand turn (oh heck...let's just include all left hand turners!) change rattlers, whistlers and cars with thumping stereos. If I missed anyone...I'll get them on day 2!

[bchgirl]

I would also like the ability to....what a friend and I refer to as...."genie it". Fold your arms across your body, quick nod of the head...presto...situtation X is solved by genie-ing it. Housework, genied, bills, poof...genied... pia boss...genie-fied....the possiblilities are endless

[Tiggerwit]

Underdog was always my hero as a kid. I'm always saying "here i come to save the day"..... I'm always trying to help, even when it's not wanted.

We called Max "Mighty Max". Although we did everything to keep him from jumping he loved to run and jump onto the couch and then fly off the back of it as far as he could to get away from you. LOL pretty funny. All he needed was his red cape.

[alisonJ]

I would be Time Warp Investor Girl (TWIG). I could go forward in time, get the stock pages from tomorrows Wall Street Journal, then go back in time and buy call options for the big movers. I would MAKE A FORTUNE much of which I would spend on animal rescues and the destruction of puppy mills. I would also spend a good amount of money on totally frivolous things with no socially redeeming qualities like plastic surgery and pedicures.

Just for good measure, I would also have x-ray vision. It really has nothing to do with TWIG's mission, but it would be fun.

Kudos to you, d4nimal for a great thread idea. You are my kind of guy.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by alisonJ

I would be [SIZE=4] I would also spend a good amount of money on totally frivolous things with no socially redeeming qualities like plastic surgery and pedicures.

Alison, of course, those are socially redeeming....you're making the world a more beautiful place

I'd like to be a twig member but not for direct investing. That boy whose parents owned ALL the bowling alleys in our entire area....the one I was just friends with....whose family sold those said bowling alleys for a cool 10 million....I'd go back and upgrade my status to girlfriend, if ya know what I mean

[red98vett]

LOL !! You guys are hilarious....And Miss Shoestring - you'd GET HIM this time around !

[bchgirl]

Actually perhaps I'd be girlfriend with a bun in the oven......