[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by d4nimal

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? If you are feeling extra creative, and I know you are, what would your superhero name be?

You may also apply this question to your yorkie(s)

ps - I am being very productive at work

My answer off the top of my head is:

I would have the power to turn anything into a fine dry-aged steak. They would call me "The Grillmaster." I would use this power to...fight crime? I dunno, it'd be a hit at parties. Combine me with that guy from the Heineken commercial who can turn anything into a Heineken, and we would be the most unstoppable force in the world. Maybe the universe.

Yoshi would be a ninja superhero and his main weapon would be his poop. He is totally silent and invisible and strikes by secret turd. It is totally hidden but then suddenly the stench is upon you like a smothering blanket of death. His superhero name would be "The Fart in the Wind." When people saw a glimpse of him and his ninja suit they would say "Oh no! Here comes the Fart in the Wind! Run!" This superhero is very much like the real life Yoshi.

OMG! Don't you work in a lab studying infectious diseases or something?? My advice: Step away from the petri dish! This is the most twisted thread I've ever read. Of course, that's what I like about you.

I would be fasteddie, a superhero to thousands of Yorkie owners because he has the power to bring them together and make them smile. I'd have a Jekyl and Hyde alter-ego known only as Admin Hood, a misunderstood rascal who hangs out with a merry band of computer nerds who wear green tights and drink mead.