Women -vs- Men!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by La_Man

When i'm watching a game...during commercial...nyma&pa wants to flip through the channels all the time. then of course she settles on that channel and won't change it back because she "got distracted" by her show. Or she wants to talk about something.

When she is watching her show...and i want to flip through the channel...she won't let me or remind me every 10 seconds to turn it back to her show when we all know it takes a good 2-3 minutes of commericals.

Holy cats, I didn't know women were allowed to hold the remote much less change the channel

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by La_Man

thats because you ladies like to hold onto things...grudges...resentment...everything!!!!

that's called ammunition, bud

[hunniebunnie]

Originally Posted by La_Man

lol....there is no one here to blame but you ladies. you spoil us just like you spoil your yorkies. You can't blame the yorkies for misbehaving and so you can't blame us. I think deep down...you guys want to do all of these thigns so you can complain about it later on.

you're probably right. if you guys actually remembered everything, we'd probably complain that you're acting and argue too much like a woman!!!

it's too bad clicker training doesn't work as well on men as they do on yorkies tho. all in good fun tho right?!

[NewYorkieMa&Pa]

Originally Posted by hunniebunnie

I've got a great joke on men and their memory issues... but i'm not sure it's suitable for polite company.... hehe...

I won't be polite, now share!

[bchgirl]

[QUOTE=hunniebunnie

it's too bad clicker training doesn't work as well on men as they do on yorkies tho. [/QUOTE]

That's why ya need a shock collar Or cattle prod. Those will get that trash out....LOL.

[gabbypatti]

Geez, you ladies all spoke my mind. Look, LaMan, I for one say I love my hubby to death, because I do. Yeah, I pick on him, but I also started this thread on things that "I" do to also annoy him as well.

We are notorious talkers. We like "communication", and if we had that more from you men, then I don't know that we would be having such a lengthy discussion here.

Please feel free to put that in your Wheaties tomorrow morning, k?

[hunniebunnie]

Originally Posted by NewYorkieMa&Pa

I won't be polite, now share!

Well, it's much funnier when you hear the joke rather than read it... but the jist of is that it basically explains why nudie bars, strip joints, porn videos has to be labeled "Girls! Girls! Girls!", "Nude! Nude! Nude!", "XXX", because if you just tell a man once, he won't remember or won't understand. Like everything else, you have to tell him once and remind him twice for him to remember what's up.

[La_Man]

Originally Posted by hunniebunnie

A typical "discussion" with hubby will goes as follows:

Me: You left the toilet paper roller empty again. I hate it when you forget to replace the toilet paper in the bathroom. You always do that! Why do you do all these annoying things???
Him: "All these annoying things?" Like what? What's "All these annoying things?"
Me: Like not taking out the garbage like you're suppose to and it's left sitting in the hallway next to the door. Like not putting the nail clipper back in the drawer after you use it so the next person who wants to use it can find it. Like putting your shoes ON the shoe rack instead of just laying around on the floor in the entry way. Like putting the laundry on, over, beside, near the hamper, but never IN the hamper....
Him: Well, there's stuff that you do that annoys me too!
Me: Oh yeah? Like what?
Him: Like... you know.... STUFF!
Me: Like what "STUFF"??
Him: Like... like.... I love you... you're such a sweet and caring and FORGIVING person. I'm going to replace the toilet paper now. *mwah*


I've got a great joke on men and their memory issues... but i'm not sure it's suitable for polite company.... hehe...

Thats a smart man...he called it quits not because he forgot but he knew he wasn't gonna win this arguement.

[gabbypatti]

Men don't win arguments, simply because they don't have what it takes......LOL

[Sherry Lynn]

Originally Posted by hunniebunnie

Personally, my theory is that men don't complain about women as much as women complain about men, because men have lousy memories.

Ask a man what he did on his last date and he won't remember where they went or what he ate. Ask a woman what she did on her first date, 15 years go, with her now husband, and she can recant what she wore and what she did to get ready.

Likewise, when a man complains about what a woman has done 5 minutes ago, the woman can come back with complaints about what he did 10 mins ago, 2 days ago, a month ago, a decade ago...

Men SAY they don't sweat the small stuff, but the fact the matter is, they CAN'T REMEMBER the stuff, big or small.

I was going to say that my hubby would say, without a doubt, that I don't forget stuff....

We both enjoy humor, and he knows that if I even begin to get cranky, all he has to do is make me laugh. That's it. I'm over it!! But then since I giggle all the time anyways, I'm an easy target!! I can honestly say that I can't remember the last time we've had a fight (notice I'm not saying gotten on each others nerves) but it has probably been over 10 yrs ago.

When we first started to live together he put it all into perspective for me...

He had unloaded the diswasher and put the silverware in all the wrong places. (The bin for the silverware had shapes like spoons, forks, knives, etc. so a 4 yr old would know where each went!!) Instead of being glad that he had unloaded the dishwasher, I was fussing because I had to do it all over.

He told me that I should be glad. Before he met me he kept his silverware in an old shoebox....

LaMan-I have a feeling you and my hubby would get along wonderfully!!

PS Did I mention that there are only 2 of us and we have 3 TVs - all in different parts of the house??? Ahhh... that and separate bathrooms - the key to a happy marriage!!