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01-10-2006, 11:58 AM | #1 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Aea, CA
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| (joke) Classes for Men: Pretty cute WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Void Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM! Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
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01-10-2006, 12:02 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
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| LOL it sounds like my hubby needs to go to some of these classes!!!
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01-10-2006, 12:03 PM | #3 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Aea, CA
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| I like this one: Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. |
01-10-2006, 03:18 PM | #5 |
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| How funny, I received that same email yesterday, I'm signing my husband up for class 4 & 7! LOL!
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01-10-2006, 03:35 PM | #6 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Aea, CA
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| Yeah 7 is a MUST!! Can't he even TRY before he asks?!?!?!!?! LOL Yeah I got this in an e-mail and a guy responded saying he would only go to the classes if a girl in a bikini was teaching...figures. |
01-10-2006, 04:01 PM | #7 |
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| That is to funny!
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01-10-2006, 04:11 PM | #8 | |
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One of the funniest things from that show Mad About You... Helen Hunt comes out of the bathroom with a roll of toilet paper and the spindle-holder-thingy, gets in front of Paul Riser's face (while he's on his butt watching TV no less!) and demonstrates putting the paper on the holder. She just did it with one angry motion and walks away-no words spoken!! It was hysterical!!!
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01-10-2006, 04:16 PM | #9 | |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Aea, CA
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01-10-2006, 04:27 PM | #10 | |
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A girl can dream, can't she!
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01-10-2006, 04:35 PM | #11 |
Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member | Personal Attack Alert! Admin, this is a blatant example of a personal attack taken to the extreme. It attacks all of mankind. Therefore, I think everyone who laughed or encouraged this vicious thread should be suspended for, say, 2 weeks. And they only should be allowed back if they, say, bake us cookies or something. CLOSED
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01-10-2006, 04:44 PM | #12 |
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| Not such a good baker. Will the cigars buy my pardon?? LOL Edited because I just saw the "CLOSED" !! Where is the padlock???
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01-10-2006, 04:54 PM | #13 | |
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I keep thinking I'm gonna fool someone with the closed, but it never works.
__________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube | |
01-10-2006, 04:56 PM | #14 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
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| How is it that they are all so much alike?
__________________ Teri Owned by and completely devoted to Tucker... Maddie, we will always love you Bandit, you are always in my heart Proud Member SSLS |
01-10-2006, 04:58 PM | #15 | |
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__________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube | |
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