(joke) Classes for Men:
 

Pretty cute :p



WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Void Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM!

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.

LOL it sounds like my hubby needs to go to some of these classes!!!

I like this one:

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Can I sign my hubby up??? :p

How funny, I received that same email yesterday, I'm signing my husband up for class 4 & 7! LOL!

Yeah 7 is a MUST!! Can't he even TRY before he asks?!?!?!!?! LOL Yeah I got this in an e-mail and a guy responded saying he would only go to the classes if a girl in a bikini was teaching...figures.

That is to funny! :lol tears

LOL Me too!! Mine will go so far as to get it out from under the vanity and put it on top of the empty roll!!

One of the funniest things from that show Mad About You...

Helen Hunt comes out of the bathroom with a roll of toilet paper and the spindle-holder-thingy, gets in front of Paul Riser's face (while he's on his butt watching TV no less!) and demonstrates putting the paper on the holder.

She just did it with one angry motion and walks away-no words spoken!! It was hysterical!!!

Oh my goodness, my man does that too. I just don't get why you'd go through getting a new roll, but then not follow through LOL...

And here I thought mine was special! :D Mine is getting better in that he used to put it on the back of the toilet where I can't see it!! It took me 20 years to get that far, so maybe by the time I die....

A girl can dream, can't she! :p

Personal Attack Alert!
 

Admin, this is a blatant example of a personal attack taken to the extreme. It attacks all of mankind. Therefore, I think everyone who laughed or encouraged this vicious thread should be suspended for, say, 2 weeks. And they only should be allowed back if they, say, bake us cookies or something.







CLOSED

Not such a good baker. Will the cigars buy my pardon?? :D


LOL Edited because I just saw the "CLOSED" !! Where is the padlock???:D :D

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Cigars give you a man-bashing exemption for life. Well, for life of the cigars.

I keep thinking I'm gonna fool someone with the closed, but it never works.

How is it that they are all so much alike?

You make that sound like a bad thing, Teri! We'r not all alike. We just meet the BREED STANDARD.