HELP!!..I'm aging!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by red98vett

So...where's the problem ? Hubby will be looking too you know

I remember seeing an ad for a cleaning service in San Antonio - your maid comment reminded me of it - only this was for us WOMEN - it was a cleaning service called 'NUDE DUDES' and they would come clean your house in the buff - and man ...I bet they could really BUFF

My first thought..."man, I'd hire them".....second thought..."only if they weeded out the hairy men"

[Francie]

Originally Posted by red98vett

Girl....hate to tell ya but we all get those pesky greys - that one may have been a fluke though - you're pretty young.

Wait till you get to my age - your eyebrows will be the least of your worries lol !! I cry everytime I look in the mirror lately

LOL.... Oh...Come On! You're gorgeous!


Francie

[Francie]

Originally Posted by YorkieRini

I am a redhead, actually dark aburn..Miss Clarol says so...lolol..

Hahahah!


Francie

[Francie]

Originally Posted by minniemn

Here is a TMI post, but I am going to do it anyways (the rebel in me has to come out once and awhile)

The other day I was complaining to my dad, yes my dad, and yes I am over 35 but under 40 which makes my dad even older.

But I was complaining to him that me and my husband had a deal, if he got a boat, I got a b@@b job... well he got the boat and sold it a couple yrs later, and is planning on getting his second boat.. and well I still have the same ole b@@bs.

My dad asked why did I want a b@@b job, I told him because I am sick of sweeping the floors with them, they are sooo droopy, when they used to be so perky.

Well, my dad had the "ultimate solution" in his mind... he told me since kids and gravity made them the way they are, that I should stand on my head for a few hrs a day... you know, make gravity work, he said in no time at all, they should be back up to where they should be- lmao.

So a couple of days later we go out to eat with him and my mom, and my kids were there so I had to "behave" so I smeared a little eye liner on and went into the resturaunt... right away my dad asked me how I got a black eye... I told him "thats nothing you should feel my headache, I tried it your way, ended up with a black eye and a headache and I can still sweep the floor" of course he busted out laughing, my mom was upset because she had no idea why I would stand on my head for hrs a day.. and the kids said "don't lie mom, you weren't standing on your head, and you didn't sweep the floor, you had (insert childs name here) sweep the floor for his chore"

we all laughed even harder.

Yeah, aging sucks... it happens to all of us (well those of us who don't want to spend thousands and thousands to turn back the hands of time)

LOL..... ...omg..too funny. The only problem with the Boob job is once you get the "new couch"...the whole rest of the room looks shaby....we're talking "bankruptcy" to totally redecorate!


Francie

[minniemn]

Originally Posted by Francie

LOL..... ...omg..too funny. The only problem with the Boob job is once you get the "new couch"...the whole rest of the room looks shaby....we're talking "bankruptcy" to totally redecorate!


Francie

Oh my that is a hoot... guess we can plan on not building a house, and just rebuilding ME

Yesterday hubby tells me "I think you should get botox for that wrinkle above your nose and crows feet" (I squint a lot, my eyes are very light sensitive)

I said, oh so you "don't love me for who I am" .. this is what he said after we discussed the boat/boob issue... he says "I do love you for who you are, but a little improvement never hurt anyone"... told him that maybe I needed to "improve" him, and find an even younger one (he is younger than me by 3 yrs) lmao...

of course now that he said something about my squinting spots, they bother me... so you are right- best to keep the old couch, because getting a new one would mean I would have to remodel the whole house... lol