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red98vett · 12-29-2005, 08:20 AM

LOL !!! These are toooooooooo funny !

Irene - I'll trade you that ONE grey eyebrow hair for my falling out hair

This year my whole system is freaking out and I'm losing hair ...oh wait - in this location:

ON MY HEAD

....& by the handfuls - it's really freaking me out -

YorkieRini · 12-29-2005, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by red98vett

LOL !!! These are toooooooooo funny !

Irene - I'll trade you that ONE grey eyebrow hair for my falling out hair

This year my whole system is freaking out and I'm losing hair ...oh wait - in this location: ON MY HEAD ....& by the handfuls - it's really freaking me out -

Glad you clarified that 'V'..lolol..The thread's going South, you now pointed us North..roflll..

My hair falls out too..I get a nice gob of hair that gathers around the strainer after I shower..Jim calls it a 'Pound Puppy'..lololol

You's still beautiful!! Hair or no hair in the Northern Trek that is..rofllll..

minniemn · 12-29-2005, 08:29 AM

Here is a TMI post, but I am going to do it anyways (the rebel in me has to come out once and awhile)

The other day I was complaining to my dad, yes my dad, and yes I am over 35 but under 40 which makes my dad even older.

But I was complaining to him that me and my husband had a deal, if he got a boat, I got a b@@b job... well he got the boat and sold it a couple yrs later, and is planning on getting his second boat.. and well I still have the same ole b@@bs.

My dad asked why did I want a b@@b job, I told him because I am sick of sweeping the floors with them, they are sooo droopy, when they used to be so perky.

Well, my dad had the "ultimate solution" in his mind... he told me since kids and gravity made them the way they are, that I should stand on my head for a few hrs a day... you know, make gravity work, he said in no time at all, they should be back up to where they should be- lmao.

So a couple of days later we go out to eat with him and my mom, and my kids were there so I had to "behave" so I smeared a little eye liner on and went into the resturaunt... right away my dad asked me how I got a black eye... I told him "thats nothing you should feel my headache, I tried it your way, ended up with a black eye and a headache and I can still sweep the floor" of course he busted out laughing, my mom was upset because she had no idea why I would stand on my head for hrs a day.. and the kids said "don't lie mom, you weren't standing on your head, and you didn't sweep the floor, you had (insert childs name here) sweep the floor for his chore"

we all laughed even harder.

Yeah, aging sucks... it happens to all of us (well those of us who don't want to spend thousands and thousands to turn back the hands of time)

red98vett · 12-29-2005, 08:31 AM

Sure Irene -Remember to tell me that when I'm baldheaded - think ya can ?

ps...I like that the new foreign invasion on your eyebrow is now being classified as 'white' now -

I think that's much classier than grey

YorkieRini · 12-29-2005, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by red98vett

Sure Irene -Remember to tell me that when I'm baldheaded - think ya can ?

ps...I like that the new foreign invasion on your eyebrow is now being classified as 'white' now -

I think that's much classier than grey

I will remember when you are bald my dear!!

Foreign invasion..or UFO..Unidentified Folicaled Object..lolol

It was shimmery..roflll..

txshopper73 · 12-29-2005, 08:38 AM

I feel for you! My "natural" highlights use to be in one are...when I was 18

. Now, they're migrating all over!!!

red98vett · 12-29-2005, 08:39 AM

BRENDA - I just read your post - we must have posted at the same time and I was cracking UP !~!! You sure got their attention didn't you and that was so funny ! You should get those new boobs just for CREATIVITY !!!

and Irene - there ya go !!! I LOVE this

Unidentified Folicaled Object..lolol

My UFO's are landing on my floor - maybe I should get Brenda & her boobs to come sweep ? Yo Brenda - I got a cleaning job for you girlfriend !!

YorkieRini · 12-29-2005, 08:43 AM

Brenda! That was TMI alright..but I have no shame, I can take it..roflll..so you got some sweepers..roflll!! You know the 'perky' ones can be money makers..now I see an opportunity for the 'sweepers'..ROFLLLLLLLMAOOO

YorkieRini · 12-29-2005, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

I feel for you! My "natural" highlights use to be in one are...when I was 18

. Now, they're migrating all over!!!

Oh girl..I'm sorry..c'mere, let me give you a hug!

YorkieRini · 12-29-2005, 08:50 AM

With all the TMI talk..I just realized it's NOT just the few of reading these posts. Right now we have 116 visitors, 74 members, and 42 guests...and less than 10 of us are posting TMI...rofllll...

minniemn · 12-29-2005, 08:55 AM

I thought about marketing them for a maid service, but I imagine those who would want a topless maid, would want someone with something nice to look at... lol.

Sorry V- you will have to get out your broom

I told hubby it wouldn't be a good idea for me to get them, I be so excited I would have to have everyone check out my new and improved boobs.. and well I just don't think that would go over too well... I'd end up in jail for public nudity or something... lmao.

On the original subject... I too have those pesky white brow hairs, and grays on my head, (well clairol takes care of those)

bchgirl · 12-29-2005, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by YorkieRini

With all the TMI talk..I just realized it's NOT just the few of reading these posts. Right now we have 116 visitors, 74 members, and 42 guests...and less than 10 of us are posting TMI...rofllll...

Well, those people are living viscerally through us

bchgirl · 12-29-2005, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by minniemn

I thought about marketing them for a maid service, but I imagine those who would want a topless maid, would want someone with something nice to look at... lol.

Nah, you're wrong....men just wanna see someone nekkid

livingdustmops · 12-29-2005, 09:01 AM

[QUOTE=minniemn]I I told hubby it wouldn't be a good idea for me to get them, I be so excited I would have to have everyone check out my new and improved boobs.. and well I just don't think that would go over too well... I'd end up in jail for public nudity or something... lmao.QUOTE]

My sister was 54 and finally got her perky ones reset and she does show them off

red98vett · 12-29-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by minniemn

I thought about marketing them for a maid service, but I imagine those who would want a topless maid, would want someone with something nice to look at... lol.

Sorry V- you will have to get out your broom

I told hubby it wouldn't be a good idea for me to get them, I be so excited I would have to have everyone check out my new and improved boobs.. and well I just don't think that would go over too well... I'd end up in jail for public nudity or something... lmao.

On the original subject... I too have those pesky white brow hairs, and grays on my head, (well clairol takes care of those)

So...where's the problem ? Hubby will be looking too you know

I remember seeing an ad for a cleaning service in San Antonio - your maid comment reminded me of it - only this was for us WOMEN - it was a cleaning service called 'NUDE DUDES'

and they would come clean your house in the buff - and man ...I bet they could really BUFF

12-29-2005, 08:20 AM	#31
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 33,590 Blog Entries: 1	LOL !!! These are toooooooooo funny ! Irene - I'll trade you that ONE grey eyebrow hair for my falling out hair This year my whole system is freaking out and I'm losing hair ...oh wait - in this location: ON MY HEAD ....& by the handfuls - it's really freaking me out - __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri www.DesignsByVillette.net Custom Address Labels and Note Cards using YOUR Photos! Just Click HERE!

12-29-2005, 08:31 AM	#34
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 33,590 Blog Entries: 1	Sure Irene -Remember to tell me that when I'm baldheaded - think ya can ? ps...I like that the new foreign invasion on your eyebrow is now being classified as 'white' now - I think that's much classier than grey __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri www.DesignsByVillette.net Custom Address Labels and Note Cards using YOUR Photos! Just Click HERE!

12-29-2005, 08:38 AM	#36
txshopper73 Donating YT 14K Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 14,226 Blog Entries: 1	I feel for you! My "natural" highlights use to be in one are...when I was 18 . Now, they're migrating all over!!! __________________ As always...JMO (Just My Opinion) Kimberley

12-29-2005, 08:39 AM	#37
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 33,590 Blog Entries: 1	BRENDA - I just read your post - we must have posted at the same time and I was cracking UP !~!! You sure got their attention didn't you and that was so funny ! You should get those new boobs just for CREATIVITY !!! and Irene - there ya go !!! I LOVE this Unidentified Folicaled Object..lolol My UFO's are landing on my floor - maybe I should get Brenda & her boobs to come sweep ? Yo Brenda - I got a cleaning job for you girlfriend !! __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri www.DesignsByVillette.net Custom Address Labels and Note Cards using YOUR Photos! Just Click HERE!

12-29-2005, 09:01 AM	#44
livingdustmops Princess Poop A Lot Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,728	[QUOTE=minniemn]I I told hubby it wouldn't be a good idea for me to get them, I be so excited I would have to have everyone check out my new and improved boobs.. and well I just don't think that would go over too well... I'd end up in jail for public nudity or something... lmao.QUOTE] My sister was 54 and finally got her perky ones reset and she does show them off __________________ Cindy & The Rescued Gang Puppies Are Not Products!

12-29-2005, 08:29 AM	#33
minniemn YT Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 364	Here is a TMI post, but I am going to do it anyways (the rebel in me has to come out once and awhile) The other day I was complaining to my dad, yes my dad, and yes I am over 35 but under 40 which makes my dad even older. But I was complaining to him that me and my husband had a deal, if he got a boat, I got a b@@b job... well he got the boat and sold it a couple yrs later, and is planning on getting his second boat.. and well I still have the same ole b@@bs. My dad asked why did I want a b@@b job, I told him because I am sick of sweeping the floors with them, they are sooo droopy, when they used to be so perky. Well, my dad had the "ultimate solution" in his mind... he told me since kids and gravity made them the way they are, that I should stand on my head for a few hrs a day... you know, make gravity work, he said in no time at all, they should be back up to where they should be- lmao. So a couple of days later we go out to eat with him and my mom, and my kids were there so I had to "behave" so I smeared a little eye liner on and went into the resturaunt... right away my dad asked me how I got a black eye... I told him "thats nothing you should feel my headache, I tried it your way, ended up with a black eye and a headache and I can still sweep the floor" of course he busted out laughing, my mom was upset because she had no idea why I would stand on my head for hrs a day.. and the kids said "don't lie mom, you weren't standing on your head, and you didn't sweep the floor, you had (insert childs name here) sweep the floor for his chore" we all laughed even harder. Yeah, aging sucks... it happens to all of us (well those of us who don't want to spend thousands and thousands to turn back the hands of time)

12-29-2005, 08:43 AM	#38
YorkieRini Livin' La Yorkie Local Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NE Ohio Posts: 1,607	Brenda! That was TMI alright..but I have no shame, I can take it..roflll..so you got some sweepers..roflll!! You know the 'perky' ones can be money makers..now I see an opportunity for the 'sweepers'..ROFLLLLLLLMAOOO

12-29-2005, 08:50 AM	#40
YorkieRini Livin' La Yorkie Local Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NE Ohio Posts: 1,607	With all the TMI talk..I just realized it's NOT just the few of reading these posts. Right now we have 116 visitors, 74 members, and 42 guests...and less than 10 of us are posting TMI...rofllll...

12-29-2005, 08:55 AM	#41
minniemn YT Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 364	I thought about marketing them for a maid service, but I imagine those who would want a topless maid, would want someone with something nice to look at... lol. Sorry V- you will have to get out your broom I told hubby it wouldn't be a good idea for me to get them, I be so excited I would have to have everyone check out my new and improved boobs.. and well I just don't think that would go over too well... I'd end up in jail for public nudity or something... lmao. On the original subject... I too have those pesky white brow hairs, and grays on my head, (well clairol takes care of those)