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12-14-2005, 09:29 AM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 705
| Merry Christmas.....to all my girlfriends!! Merry Christmas to all my girlfriends! If I were old Santa, you know what I'd do I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you And deliver some things just inside your front door Things you have lost, but treasured before I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure Then restore the old color that once graced your hair Before rinses and bleaches took residence there I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted So things now suspended need not be uplifted I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back Till you'd look like a dream in those tight fitting slacks I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle But alas! I'm not Santa, I'm simply just me The most matronly of matrons you ever did see I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot Even though we've grown older this wish is sincere Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year |
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12-14-2005, 10:04 AM | #2 |
Tinkerbell, My Little Flutterpup Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Beautiful California!
Posts: 6,112
| That was great!!! I love it! |
12-14-2005, 10:24 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kentucky
Posts: 3,282
| Very cute! |
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