Merry Christmas.....to all my girlfriends!!
 

Merry Christmas to all my girlfriends!



If I were old Santa, you know what I'd do

I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you

And deliver some things just inside your front door

Things you have lost, but treasured before



I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor

And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure

Then restore the old color that once graced your hair

Before rinses and bleaches took residence there



I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted

So things now suspended need not be uplifted

I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back

Till you'd look like a dream in those tight fitting slacks



I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin

So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin

You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells

And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells



No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes

No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose

Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny

From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny



You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take

And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache

Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid

You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid



I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle

And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle

But alas! I'm not Santa, I'm simply just me

The most matronly of matrons you ever did see



I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got

But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot

Even though we've grown older this wish is sincere

Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year

That was great!!! I love it!

Very cute!