The amazing conudrums of Men

[Ahis_Mama]

LOL it is funny and sad at the same time because my hubby is the same. LOL

The story about the mayo is the story of my life. My favorite saying (which I was horrified because I got it from my mom) is did you look with your EYES and not with your MOUTH???? Unfortunately I go through this will all my kids also. *BIG SIGH*

[DBlain]

we must be sisters from differnt mothers with husbands that are brothers. I say there is a thing called husband blindness, you marry them and all of a sudden they can not find ONE thing in the fridge. If I had a nickel for every time my husband stood in front of the open fridge looking for the bowl of left over rice or pasta or a bag of carrots I would be a millonaire. LOL sometimes he can't even find his can of Pepsi, but yet he can completely build new engines for his boat or wire the unfinshed basement but he can still not remember to lock his car which sits in our driveway with a garage remote giving anyone full access to our house. Oh and when I return home from hours being gone when I ask if he let Lola out his excuse is, he does not know when she went out last. HELLO doesn't that mean you should let her out just in case. He is my husband........ like it or not we joined at the hip and plan to stay together till death do us part