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You can test 9 Volt batteries by putting the contacts on your tongue. If it zaps you, it's good:p |
Go ahead and breed that "teacup" of yours, most people exaggerate the risks. Breeders just don't want the competition. |
Always head into a discussion with guns BLAZING...people generally love that, it's so engaging! |
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No time to read them all, hope it's not a repeat: Accept a ride from a compleat stranger. |
Giving kid's too much sugar is a myth they need to be sweater via ingestion, especially just before bedtime! |
Stick your hand in to the window of a parked car to pet a dog. They usually love it when a complete stranger reaches out to them. Oh and stick your face in their face and ask for a "kiss" but some dogs use teeth with their kisses. |
If you see a dog tied up to a parking meter, that means its owner is giving it away. Go ahead and adopt your next furry friend! Then, when you get tired of him, you can tie him to a different parking meter for someone else to enjoy. |
You can just forget about that myth that men and women are different. |
Buy your yorkie pup from a 'puppy mill' it's a good way to insure good health. Even knowing the title of the thread, it was hard to type that. :) |
When asked for advice only give negative criticism...it's okay that's not what you were asked for it'll be appreciated even more. |
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Skip your IRS audit & take in a movie instead. |
When taking your therapy dog test, choose an evaluator whose obedience school you don't like and dropped out of in favor of the competition. Bonus points if your dog has beaten the evaluator's dog in a public tricks competition at her school. (Sulking after getting a low passing score this year after getting the highest possible score 2 years ago from a different evaluator.) |
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Let your teenage child roam the streets late at night....school nights are even better. They will learn to be "street smart". And thrive in life. Oh let your kids watch t.v. one foot away and make sure they watch for hours on end. If that doesn't work give them a game counsel and buy them all the fighting/killing games you can find because it will teach them something great! :D |
Get fall-down drunk the night before an important test or job interview. It will relax you. |
Jump off of a tall building, you know if superman can fly,there is no reason that you can't |
If your friend tells you to jump in the fire....what do you do??? Well heck jump in and pull your other friends with you! When you are in a rush at the grocery store make sure you take your 20 items and pay in the speedy 8 item line and take a long time to pay because it will make everyone behind you happy. :D |
Drink cafinated tea just before midnight and trying to go back to bed...it'll keep you off yorkie talk and you'll pass right out in bed. |
If you get a mysterious attachment in an email from an unknown source, open it! It might be a cool surprise. If your virus detection system sends off a warning, just ignore it. |
Education is a waste of time, better to drink and do drugs. |
Get a tattoo or piercing from some guy's studio in the basement of his house. You don't need sterilized needles, it's cheaper that way and no one ever died from a blood infection! |
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