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BLowry · 04-18-2012, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by shelimcallister

Also important to buy only designer fashions and always get the best hair stylist and manicurist with the little money you have.

and don't forget the Iphones...and Ipads!!

alaskayorkie · 04-18-2012, 06:01 PM

It's OK to talk on the cellphone in a movie theater. No one cares.

concretegurl · 04-18-2012, 11:07 PM

Step right out into traffic and meet Jesus!

You may have the red hand displayed at the cross walk light, but cars should yield even when they have the green light to pedestrians, you are after all

not jay walking if you are in the cross walk, so go for it!

concretegurl · 04-18-2012, 11:17 PM

When you have allergies going a lot or a cold and otherwise full of mucus- drink milk!

Lots of milk and lots of dairy!

Cha Cha · 04-19-2012, 10:28 AM

A little bit of farm advice:

Go ahead, stand behind the horse.

Park your car in the goat pen.

Let the snapping turtle smell your finger before petting it.

Go ahead and take a short cut through the bull pen.

Poison ivy is only poison if you eat it.

Best way to catch a cat is to grab it by the tail.

Lisa and Pic · 04-20-2012, 02:55 AM

Men, be sure to put your cell phone in your bathing suit back pocket. Especially if you are going swimming or getting in a hottub.

Wylie's Mom · 04-20-2012, 08:08 AM

Break a mirror.
Walk under ladders.
Have a closed mind.
Work on becoming more intolerant.
Desire that everyone be exactly like you, so you never have to change.
Perform random acts of meanness.
Don't be yourself, definitely be someone else.

jencar98 · 04-20-2012, 08:20 AM

It's okay to take another pill...those are just guidelines mentioned in the dosage directions.

When you've done wrong.....Deny, Deny, Deny (brother's advice to teenage sister).

Cops won't stop you for just going a few miles over the speed limit.

Jacksmom052709 · 04-21-2012, 09:52 AM

When using a sharp knife to cut something, make sure the knife is pointed at you.

No need to take a First Aid kit on vacation with you, no one is going to get hurt... (hehe, yea right!)

Don't wear seat belts.

Stare directly at the sun during a solar eclipse!

No need to remove the lint build up after each load of laundry from the dryer.

Don't floss or brush your teeth (this one may have been posted already).

Don't stretch out your leg muscles before you go jogging, bicycling or walking.

concretegurl · 04-21-2012, 03:11 PM

Buy whatever they are selling when they come to your door on a Saturday morning.

Believe whatever they are trying to convert you to when they ring the bell several times at your door on a Sunday morning.

alaskayorkie · 04-21-2012, 03:57 PM

Go ahead and smoke in airline bathrooms. They'll never catch you.

SophieKatesMom · 04-21-2012, 04:09 PM

Men, when you putting those cell phones in your bathing suit make sure it's a SPEEDO- women love them.

When talking on the cell phone in the grocery store, please do NOT end the call before checking out. It is not rude or even slightly disrespectful. The Cashier will understand and so will all the people in line behind you.

Ringo1 · 04-23-2012, 08:58 AM

Some dental advice: When you have fractured your tooth on a piece of popcorn - please be sure to ignore the pain until you are practically falling down from it.

THEN - DO LOCATE the most inexperienced oral surgeon one can find to get your state-of-the-art dental implant.

This is truly a recipe for success.

yorkietalkjilly · 04-23-2012, 09:48 AM

When your bank and Paypal email you wanting to update your records, be sure to click on the links right away and sign in, updating your private/financial information so that your accounts can still be viable.

Harrysmum · 04-23-2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly

When your bank and Paypal email you wanting to update your records, be sure to click on the links right away and sign in, updating your private/financial information so that your accounts can still be viable.

REALLY?

I wondered where it had all gone.....

x

04-18-2012, 06:01 PM	#47
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	It's OK to talk on the cellphone in a movie theater. No one cares. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

04-18-2012, 11:07 PM	#48
concretegurl Between♥Suspensions Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vaissades Posts: 7,979	Step right out into traffic and meet Jesus! You may have the red hand displayed at the cross walk light, but cars should yield even when they have the green light to pedestrians, you are after all not jay walking if you are in the cross walk, so go for it! __________________ Shan & 8 kids now!

04-18-2012, 11:17 PM	#49
concretegurl Between♥Suspensions Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vaissades Posts: 7,979	When you have allergies going a lot or a cold and otherwise full of mucus- drink milk! Lots of milk and lots of dairy! __________________ Shan & 8 kids now!

04-19-2012, 10:28 AM	#50
Cha Cha Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Where the deer and the antelope play Posts: 7,069	A little bit of farm advice: Go ahead, stand behind the horse. Park your car in the goat pen. Let the snapping turtle smell your finger before petting it. Go ahead and take a short cut through the bull pen. Poison ivy is only poison if you eat it. Best way to catch a cat is to grab it by the tail. __________________ Shelly and the girls Moka Mylee

04-20-2012, 02:55 AM	#51
Lisa and Pic ♥ Piccolo & Vivi ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 14,311	Men, be sure to put your cell phone in your bathing suit back pocket. Especially if you are going swimming or getting in a hottub. __________________ Lisa, Dixie, and Jazzy (RIP Piccolo and Vivi)

04-20-2012, 08:08 AM	#52
Wylie's Mom Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 35,889 Blog Entries: 2	Break a mirror. Walk under ladders. Have a closed mind. Work on becoming more intolerant. Desire that everyone be exactly like you, so you never have to change. Perform random acts of meanness. Don't be yourself, definitely be someone else. __________________ ~ A friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. ~ °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° Ann \| Pfeiffer \| Marcel Verdel Purcell \| Wylie \| Artie °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨°

04-20-2012, 08:20 AM	#53
jencar98 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 6,435 Blog Entries: 3	It's okay to take another pill...those are just guidelines mentioned in the dosage directions. When you've done wrong.....Deny, Deny, Deny (brother's advice to teenage sister). Cops won't stop you for just going a few miles over the speed limit. __________________ ~Ruby, Reno, Razz, & Jack~

04-21-2012, 09:52 AM	#54
Jacksmom052709 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 3,044	When using a sharp knife to cut something, make sure the knife is pointed at you. No need to take a First Aid kit on vacation with you, no one is going to get hurt... (hehe, yea right!) Don't wear seat belts. Stare directly at the sun during a solar eclipse! No need to remove the lint build up after each load of laundry from the dryer. Don't floss or brush your teeth (this one may have been posted already). Don't stretch out your leg muscles before you go jogging, bicycling or walking. __________________ ~Lori ~ Mom to fur babies Jack, Izzy & Jada & their kitty siblings, Mr. Poops, Milo, Pearl & barn kitty Nanny.

04-21-2012, 03:11 PM	#55
concretegurl Between♥Suspensions Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vaissades Posts: 7,979	Buy whatever they are selling when they come to your door on a Saturday morning. Believe whatever they are trying to convert you to when they ring the bell several times at your door on a Sunday morning. __________________ Shan & 8 kids now!

04-21-2012, 03:57 PM	#56
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Go ahead and smoke in airline bathrooms. They'll never catch you. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube Last edited by alaskayorkie; 04-21-2012 at 03:59 PM.

04-21-2012, 04:09 PM	#57
SophieKatesMom Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Canton, GA Posts: 3,242	Men, when you putting those cell phones in your bathing suit make sure it's a SPEEDO- women love them. When talking on the cell phone in the grocery store, please do NOT end the call before checking out. It is not rude or even slightly disrespectful. The Cashier will understand and so will all the people in line behind you. __________________ Cheryl,Mom to SophieKate

04-23-2012, 08:58 AM	#58
Ringo1 Ringo (1) and Lucy too! Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 3,447	Some dental advice: When you have fractured your tooth on a piece of popcorn - please be sure to ignore the pain until you are practically falling down from it. THEN - DO LOCATE the most inexperienced oral surgeon one can find to get your state-of-the-art dental implant. This is truly a recipe for success. __________________ Mommy to Lucy, Ringo, and Matthew

04-23-2012, 09:48 AM	#59
yorkietalkjilly ♥ Love My Tibbe! ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: D/FW, Texas Posts: 22,140	When your bank and Paypal email you wanting to update your records, be sure to click on the links right away and sign in, updating your private/financial information so that your accounts can still be viable. __________________ Jeanie and Tibbe One must do the best one can. You may get some marks for a very imperfect answer: you will certainly get none for leaving the question alone. C. S. Lewis