When using a sharp knife to cut something, make sure the knife is pointed at you.
No need to take a First Aid kit on vacation with you, no one is going to get hurt... (hehe, yea right!)
Don't wear seat belts.
Stare directly at the sun during a solar eclipse!
No need to remove the lint build up after each load of laundry from the dryer.
Don't floss or brush your teeth (this one may have been posted already).
Don't stretch out your leg muscles before you go jogging, bicycling or walking.
__________________ ~Lori ~ Mom to fur babies Jack, Izzy & Jada
& their kitty siblings, Mr. Poops, Milo, Pearl & barn kitty Nanny.
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