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BabyFidgette · 03-02-2006, 09:36 PM

Are we writing in here again?

fasteddie · 03-02-2006, 10:26 PM

It's all a ploy to get women to invade the Man Club thread again...

alaskayorkie · 03-02-2006, 10:29 PM

Nice work, FE. How's the recruitment project coming? I almost had one, but he wanted more than I could offer. I'll keep working.

fasteddie · 03-02-2006, 10:59 PM

I need help identifying such targets. A detector would help immensely. Maybe we need d4nimal on the case for that. Still working on it though, chief, forget I have not!

alaskayorkie · 03-02-2006, 11:05 PM

Good, good. I know how tough it is for manly men like us to undertake this task, but it's gotta be done.

fasteddie · 03-02-2006, 11:27 PM

Indeed, indeed, what we have to sacrifice to beat the dark side. We men rock! Rock, I said, ROCK!!!

alaskayorkie · 03-02-2006, 11:43 PM

Well said, my man, well said. Yet we also have a sensitive side that women find endearing. We rock, yes, but we also roll.

AsCeNsIoN · 03-03-2006, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fasteddie

Indeed, indeed, what we have to sacrifice to beat the dark side. We men rock! Rock, I said, ROCK!!!

LoL!! Come over to the Darkside Mike"e"One Kenobi.........You shall gain things you NEVER imagined

jim n · 03-03-2006, 04:49 AM

I wanna join too!!!

bchgirl · 03-03-2006, 07:49 AM

Sorry, guys, but all the

have decided they rather cheer on the women's thread. Notice the color of her pom poms

Love you, mean it

Deb (whose off to post on the women's thread to even the posts up a bit

)

jim n · 03-03-2006, 10:01 AM

Hey, check this out

Top 10 reasons why handguns are better than women

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun

bchgirl · 03-03-2006, 11:13 AM

Top 10 reasons why handguns are better than women

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. And still not know what to do with them

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road. And wonder exactly what the one at home is doing

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.But he's worried it may not want to come home

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.Just in case you're outta ammo. Don't worry, it's ok...happens to everyone

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.Long as you have that backup unit

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.Mine's under my pillow....another solution to "out of ammo"...take 'em out

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.Sometimes they go off accidently when mishandled

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"That friend above is thinking she's looking pretty dang good

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it. With one eye open

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgunBut then you can't be sure what they're thinking

alaskayorkie · 03-03-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Top 10 reasons why handguns are better than women

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. And still not know what to do with them

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road. And wonder exactly what the one at home is doing

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.But he's worried it may not want to come home

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.Just in case you're outta ammo. Don't worry, it's ok...happens to everyone

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.Long as you have that backup unit

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.Mine's under my pillow....another solution to "out of ammo"...take 'em out

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.Sometimes they go off accidently when mishandled

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"That friend above is thinking she's looking pretty dang good

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it. With one eye open

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgunBut then you can't be sure what they're thinking

Hey, I thought you were LEAVING the man thread. Take you and your witty retorts over to the pink thread.

bchgirl · 03-03-2006, 12:09 PM

AY thinks I'm witty...who'd thought????

alaskayorkie · 03-03-2006, 12:21 PM

OK, OK, those were pretty good. But it doesn't forgive the personal attack on our new member.

Jim V, good work. You managed to get women posting here who vowed they would never post here again. I like you already.

03-02-2006, 09:36 PM	#541
BabyFidgette Learn Yorkie CPR! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,855	Are we writing in here again? __________________ Nicole & Baby "The more men I meet, the more I love my Yorkie!"

03-02-2006, 10:26 PM	#542
fasteddie *YT 6000 Club Member* Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 6,238	It's all a ploy to get women to invade the Man Club thread again... __________________ YODA & WINKY R ::: RIP Winky ::: RIP Yoda!

03-02-2006, 10:29 PM	#543
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Nice work, FE. How's the recruitment project coming? I almost had one, but he wanted more than I could offer. I'll keep working. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-02-2006, 10:59 PM	#544
fasteddie *YT 6000 Club Member* Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 6,238	I need help identifying such targets. A detector would help immensely. Maybe we need d4nimal on the case for that. Still working on it though, chief, forget I have not! __________________ YODA & WINKY R ::: RIP Winky ::: RIP Yoda!

03-02-2006, 11:05 PM	#545
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Good, good. I know how tough it is for manly men like us to undertake this task, but it's gotta be done. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-02-2006, 11:27 PM	#546
fasteddie *YT 6000 Club Member* Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 6,238	Indeed, indeed, what we have to sacrifice to beat the dark side. We men rock! Rock, I said, ROCK!!! __________________ YODA & WINKY R ::: RIP Winky ::: RIP Yoda!

03-02-2006, 11:43 PM	#547
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Well said, my man, well said. Yet we also have a sensitive side that women find endearing. We rock, yes, but we also roll. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

03-03-2006, 04:49 AM	#549
jim n Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 202	I wanna join too!!!

03-03-2006, 07:49 AM	#550
bchgirl Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: at da beach Posts: 15,444 Blog Entries: 2	Sorry, guys, but all the have decided they rather cheer on the women's thread. Notice the color of her pom poms Love you, mean it Deb (whose off to post on the women's thread to even the posts up a bit ) __________________ Deb, Reese, Reggie, Frazier, Libby, Sidney, & Bodie Trace & Ramsey who watch over us www.biewersbythebay.com

03-03-2006, 10:01 AM	#551
jim n Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 202	Hey, check this out Top 10 reasons why handguns are better than women #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun

03-03-2006, 11:13 AM	#552
bchgirl Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: at da beach Posts: 15,444 Blog Entries: 2	Top 10 reasons why handguns are better than women #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. And still not know what to do with them #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. And wonder exactly what the one at home is doing #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.But he's worried it may not want to come home #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.Just in case you're outta ammo. Don't worry, it's ok...happens to everyone #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.Long as you have that backup unit #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.Mine's under my pillow....another solution to "out of ammo"...take 'em out #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.Sometimes they go off accidently when mishandled #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"That friend above is thinking she's looking pretty dang good #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. With one eye open AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgunBut then you can't be sure what they're thinking __________________ Deb, Reese, Reggie, Frazier, Libby, Sidney, & Bodie Trace & Ramsey who watch over us www.biewersbythebay.com

03-03-2006, 12:09 PM	#554
bchgirl Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: at da beach Posts: 15,444 Blog Entries: 2	AY thinks I'm witty...who'd thought???? __________________ Deb, Reese, Reggie, Frazier, Libby, Sidney, & Bodie Trace & Ramsey who watch over us www.biewersbythebay.com

03-03-2006, 12:21 PM	#555
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	OK, OK, those were pretty good. But it doesn't forgive the personal attack on our new member. Jim V, good work. You managed to get women posting here who vowed they would never post here again. I like you already. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube