Top 10 reasons why handguns are better than women
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
And still not know what to do with them
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.
And wonder exactly what the one at home is doing 
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
But he's worried it may not want to come home
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.
Just in case you're outta ammo. Don't worry, it's ok...happens to everyone
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.
Long as you have that backup unit
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
Mine's under my pillow....another solution to "out of ammo"...take 'em out
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
Sometimes they go off accidently when mishandled
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"
That friend above is thinking she's looking pretty dang good
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.
With one eye open
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun
But then you can't be sure what they're thinking