I said guys, not spies.

Grunted, scratched body parts, or emitted any bodily noises?

I ate some bacon, huffed and puffed after being outside, and stuck my hand in my pants Al Bundy-style on the couch... :p

MAN UP! :)

Hmmmm, maybe I should direct my almost 16 year old son to this thread. Sounds like you all have something in common.

(Sorry to disappoint, but I won't be posting any pics of him...he's not 18 yet. :sidesplt: )

Is this him???


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Getting back to the topic at hand ... fine effort, FE. I always look to you for inspiration.

I've had a particularly manly day. Knowing I have to take my wife to the hospital this afternoon for minor foot surgery, I took the day off and scored some major hubby points. And while awaiting my praise for that, I slept in while she went to work for the first part of the day. Woke up, let the dogs out and in, then went back to sleep. Woke up again, walked the dogs, and now I'm settling in for some coffee and computer time. I have an hour of peace before I have to drive her to the hospital and check out the nurses while she undergoes surgery.

I'm a little confused though, fellow manly men. Why do women need you to drive them to the hospital for minor surgery? Is it like the phenomenon where they invite girlfriends into the restroom when they pee? If it were me, I'd solo the surgery to show off how manly I am. Then I'd either drive home sedated or call a cab. Men are lone wolves and proud of it.

*emails alaskayorkie's post to Kelly* thereby wiping out any good boy praise.

Enjoy that lone wolf gig cause it's coming...aka the dog house.

What happens on the man thread stays on the man thread -- or risk expulsion.

Speaking of the doghouse, however, I think man has much to learn from our canine brethren. What's so bad about the doghouse? It's home! It's a virtual man cave! Dogs have probably been laughing at us for years: "Oh no, I'm in trouble, gotta go to the doghouse! Ha ha ha ha ha! Now, where did I leave that bone?"

I agree, dogs have probably been laughing at you for years. After all, the rest of the world does.

Again, you had me at "I agree," and that's all I need to read.

Those dogs must've been neutered. ;)

neutered? They were practically SPAYED ;) :sidesplt:

LMAO I didn't know there was a man thread on the forum:p It looks like it is more of a heterosexual thread to me:D

Make that metrosexual :D

or...well I better not post what I am thinking:D

While we are here(and they aren't).....let's talk about girly things tee hee


How have you been? Less bloated??

I haven't had that problem in about 7 years....post menopausal ya know:D

I can't wait for that. I'm tired of having to have 2 sets of clothing for water weight :rolleyes:

I love it!!! Don't know why women dread it:p

How 'bout them stretch marks??

Thank you all for padding our post count here. That will put us further ahead of the competition.

competition eh........worried??

We aren't ;)

yep...no contest:p

Lisa, I think that was a mean thing you did....posting that picture of Mike back in his mullet days. :eek: Man cave? More like cave man!

Heading out to a hockey game. That's manly.

I was just about to post asking if anyone's following hockey this year! Which game did you go to?

We have an ECHL team up here, and it's pretty decent minor league pro hockey. Our Alaska Aces are defending champs and are playing well again this year. We're playing Utah tonight, which is second behind us in conference standings.

Heading to California next week, where we're gonna see a Sharks game. :)

You may have heard of the ECHL team we had here in Lafayette, LA, the Louisiana IceGators. We had record attendance for a long stretch of seasons and were 1st in the league I believe almost every year. Yet they never won the Kelly Cup. Then, almost as fast as they became popular, attendance dropped like a rock and within a few seasons of low attendance, they were gone. A team that used the same name plays locally now, but they're in the SPHL, which is a lower league with only 9 teams. They were terrible their first season and played in a bad stadium and after 1 season moved to the same place the ECHL team played which is much better. They're still not that great and their attendance hasn't been great. I have a feeling they won't last many more seasons.
It was fun to have a great team with great attendance that satisfied my hockey needs and it was sad to see it go. Now once a year or so we drive to Dallas when the Red Wings are visiting since I've been a Wings fan ever since I started watching hockey.
Well I hope you enjoy seeing the Sharks! I'd like to go see some more Stars games but it's hard to justify a 6 hour drive just to see a hockey game. We've planned a few vacations in Dallas so we could go to a Wings game but the tickets aren't cheap if you want decent seats!

Interesting. We joined ECHL in 2003 and it looks like 2005 was your last season.Bummer. Must have broken your heart when they went under. I was chatting up the ECHL last year and discovered about mid season that another YTer is a Kalamazoo Wings fan. We talked crap all year, and I'll be damned if we didn't meet in the Kelly Cup Finals! We made the trip and got to see Aces win the Cup in Game 5. It was a sporting highlight for me because I haven't been to too many championships, not since the 1970s era Oakland A's anyway.

I think we need more guys to post here! No, not about Bloat, PMS and Stretch Marks.

Favorite shotgun?