Marital S_E_X

[luvdorkyyorkies]

Originally Posted by Cpdwife15

So what is the conclusion for us mom's that are really just wanting companionship? LOL.

BOB--- he never argues, is never late or disappointing, he always agrees. Perfect companion.

[Breeze]

Originally Posted by luvdorkyyorkies

Dang it girls, that mail box is scarey........yikes

If the male equvilant of the carpet and the drapes arent matching up, well there is always good old BOB, incorporate him , and you ll swear the carpet does match his drapes.

Do you mean BOB= Best of Breed??

[luvdorkyyorkies]

Originally Posted by Breeze

Do you mean BOB= Best of Breed??

Ummmmmm, not exactly,....... That would be way to weird. We really all like our yorkies, but hoping not that well.

[Nancy1999]

Originally Posted by twalla

Hmm, getting a glass of wine, some paper and pen to take notes when reading this thread!!!!

Starting to feel the need for something stronger than wine . . .

[manolos mom]

Originally Posted by Nancy1999

Starting to feel the need for something stronger than wine . . .

[DerbyLayne]

Originally Posted by luvdorkyyorkies

Or Ive did this tactic, wasnt in the mood at all, so I say "OK IM TIRED YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES NO FANCY STUFF" Its all about him and keeping the peace, but hey it works !

I did this the other night. I had to. It had been so long! I felt bad for him.

***When I tried to bring up the I need to pleased part, all he said was "well I guess we better get on getting those batteries then!".

Originally Posted by Cpdwife15;3102941
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I get sleep LOL! Id rather have a comfy bed and nights sleep than have s-e-x. Is that wrong of me?[[/B]

Nope. My hubby and I rarely sleep in the same bed. He likes the couch (cough futon couch cough), and he prefers the tv on, so I get the bed to myself! it's nice.

[twalla]

I really cannot tell you much this is cracking me up and I know the intention of the OP was not to be funny............. but the thread as a whole, good stuff.

[QuickSilver]

Originally Posted by luvdorkyyorkies

I say "OK IM TIRED YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES NO FANCY STUFF" Its all about him and keeping the peace, but hey it works !

My ex and I used to refer to this as "pity sex". As in, "Not tonight, sweetie." "Okay then, how about some pity sex, please?"

[Cpdwife15]

I really never had an issue of not wanting to do it just wanted to relax, until I hit year four to five....wth?

[luvdorkyyorkies]

Originally Posted by QuickSilver

My ex and I used to refer to this as "pity sex". As in, "Not tonight, sweetie." "Okay then, how about some pity sex, please?"

Hee hee ALSO KNOWN AS "SYMPATHY SEX!"

...........but last night WOW BABY.........we didnt have that!

He didnt argue with me for two days and it was BLISS He did the dishes too.

KNow what IM talking about?
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD.

[manolos mom]

Originally Posted by luvdorkyyorkies

Hee hee ALSO KNOWN AS "SYMPATHY SEX!"

...........but last night WOW BABY.........we didnt have that!

He didnt argue with me for two days and it was BLISS He did the dishes too.

KNow what IM talking about?
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD.

AYE DIOS MIO......

[megansmomma]

Originally Posted by manolos mom

AYE DIOS MIO......

[manolos mom]

Originally Posted by megansmomma

And good morning to you Ms Jodi.

[twalla]

Originally Posted by manolos mom

And good morning to you Ms Jodi.

And good morning to youuuuuuuuuuuu

[manolos mom]

Hi Twalla, How is my Martin doing?