Marital S_E_X

[jadabug]

[luvfla]

Yeah...they may start at the neck but a truly modern freethinking woman will think outside the box!

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by luvfla

Yeah...they may start at the neck but a truly modern freethinking woman will think outside the box!

The world would be a happier place if more women were as you describe.

[manolos mom]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

The world would be a happier place if more women were as you describe.

Linda, what the heck, a HOGS ASK!!!!! I'm going to start calling you SUUUEEEY

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by manolos mom

Linda, what the heck, a HOGS ASK!!!!! I'm going to start calling you SUUUEEEY

If I dont lose some weight soon, you might as well.

[kjc]

Originally Posted by kdreamson

Yep this is me too! To the op... Girl, maybe it's not you at all! Maybe it's him that is just not getting you goin anymore! Why do we always blame ourselves!? I just have trouble getting in the mood with dh after i have to wash his nasty underwear or stepping into a big wet puddle in front of the toilet(in my socks of course!) We girls sometimes can't forget all that crap we have to put up with! Men are different...they can have sex with a woman they dislike just to have sex. I know we have needs but we also need to feel apprechiated & loved. So ask yourself...What has HE done for me lately?

I haven't read this entire thread yet (not too interested in sex???) but I couldn't resist responding to the above comment:

I, too, had this problem, and just couldn't figure why two grown men still had trouble hitting the toilet (the inside of it)( my stepson recently moved back in). This continued happening for months.... till one day as I walked past the bathroom, something caught my eye and I turned to look and found my little 13 Year old Yorkie in there, right next to the toilet with his leg hiked up, peeing away on the side of it. (Does this count as being housetrained?)

Felt really silly for thinking my DH was that much of a slob. Now I feel so much better knowing it wasn't him or the stepson after all!

[kdreamson]

Originally Posted by manolos mom

Snow Bunnies!!! Are you sure he wasn't watching Cinemax!!!

Yep. It probably was cinemax! That is where most of the smut is located!

[Maxman]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

I am thinking vibrators are in order for many. They really can enhance your s e x life. The added benefit is often a happier outlook on life.

I like the way you think!

[Ringo1]

Originally Posted by kjc

I haven't read this entire thread yet (not too interested in sex???) but I couldn't resist responding to the above comment:

I, too, had this problem, and just couldn't figure why two grown men still had trouble hitting the toilet (the inside of it)( my stepson recently moved back in). This continued happening for months.... till one day as I walked past the bathroom, something caught my eye and I turned to look and found my little 13 Year old Yorkie in there, right next to the toilet with his leg hiked up, peeing away on the side of it. (Does this count as being housetrained?)

Felt really silly for thinking my DH was that much of a slob. Now I feel so much better knowing it wasn't him or the stepson after all!

Haha that was funny! Maybe that's whats happening in my son's bathroom

[stovesj]

Originally Posted by kjc

I haven't read this entire thread yet (not too interested in sex???) but I couldn't resist responding to the above comment:

I, too, had this problem, and just couldn't figure why two grown men still had trouble hitting the toilet (the inside of it)( my stepson recently moved back in). This continued happening for months.... till one day as I walked past the bathroom, something caught my eye and I turned to look and found my little 13 Year old Yorkie in there, right next to the toilet with his leg hiked up, peeing away on the side of it. (Does this count as being housetrained?)

Felt really silly for thinking my DH was that much of a slob. Now I feel so much better knowing it wasn't him or the stepson after all!

[jp4m2]

Originally Posted by kjc

I haven't read this entire thread yet (not too interested in sex???) but I couldn't resist responding to the above comment:

I, too, had this problem, and just couldn't figure why two grown men still had trouble hitting the toilet (the inside of it)( my stepson recently moved back in). This continued happening for months.... till one day as I walked past the bathroom, something caught my eye and I turned to look and found my little 13 Year old Yorkie in there, right next to the toilet with his leg hiked up, peeing away on the side of it. (Does this count as being housetrained?)

Felt really silly for thinking my DH was that much of a slob. Now I feel so much better knowing it wasn't him or the stepson after all!

I wonder if your DH had been thinking it was *you* making the puddle by the toilet that he had been stepping in......

[kjc]

Originally Posted by jp4m2

I wonder if your DH had been thinking it was *you* making the puddle by the toilet that he had been stepping in......

I told him what I posted here... He said he did think it was me or his son, he had been cleaning it up for months too!

I just hope kdreamson reads my post so she can stop being turned off by her hubby, if she has a male dog!

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by jp4m2

I wonder if your DH had been thinking it was *you* making the puddle by the toilet that he had been stepping in......

[cheryl19]

Originally Posted by kjc

I told him what I posted here... He said he did think it was me or his son, he had been cleaning it up for months too!

I just hope kdreamson reads my post so she can stop being turned off by her hubby, if she has a male dog!

[manolos mom]

Originally Posted by kjc

I told him what I posted here... He said he did think it was me or his son, he had been cleaning it up for months too!

I just hope kdreamson reads my post so she can stop being turned off by her hubby, if she has a male dog!

Worse thing ever, how many of you have gotten up in the middle of the night went to sit on the toilet and fell in because someone left the toilet seat up. Well this happened to me last night. Gotta love those males.