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J_is_my_initial · 04-04-2010, 08:23 AM

My mom used to tell this one on me: One day I was hungry and trying to hurry my mom and mammaw to give me something to eat. Now we are country people so this expression is popular. My mammaw told me to "hold my horses". They sd I looked at her and said: I don't have any horses, but I'll hold my knife and fork. Not sure how old I was but not too old.

BabyBrizzy · 04-04-2010, 08:30 AM

I am so glad I started this thread! I love hearing stories like this! It always warms my heart and soul!

alyx · 04-04-2010, 11:51 AM

Ok...I've only just joined the forum today and I might be banned on my very first day, but I have to tell you this as I'm still wetting myself over it.

My son's 3 and yesterday I took him to the toilet and well...he had a stiffy when he pulled his pants down. He looked horrified, burst into tears and said 'Mummy! There's something wrong with my winky!'

sugarmamma · 04-04-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by alyx

Ok...I've only just joined the forum today and I might be banned on my very first day, but I have to tell you this as I'm still wetting myself over it.

My son's 3 and yesterday I took him to the toilet and well...he had a stiffy when he pulled his pants down. He looked horrified, burst into tears and said 'Mummy! There's something wrong with my winky!'

tammy8833 · 04-04-2010, 02:48 PM

i think my oldest must have seen the same movie where the husband left the wife..i remeber him talking about her broken heart.

a week ago my oldest who is 5 was back talking and threw a fit and he said something so i made him hold soap in his mouth...oh he said was killing him..well he ran to his daddy when he was done which was 30 seconds, and told him that i was trying to kill him with poisonous soap and that i broke his heart.....aww make me feel bad!

when he was 3 he gave my cell phone a bath in the toilet because he wanted to make it clean for me because thats how i like thing..lol

and one last one..we were eating pizza the other night and my 2 year old just starts wailing and crying "i hurt i hurt..boo boo mama" i grab his hand and it covered in pizza sauce..and he is still crying so i wipe his hand clean and tell him its pizza sauce..he instantly stops crying 'aight moma bye!" and runs off

MyPann · 04-05-2010, 10:53 AM

Okay I've got another for you. My brother has had many many heart surgeries since he was three months old. When he was three or four he "found" his scar on his chest. He went to my mom, grandma and myself and said 'Look, look what my sisters (meaning the two younger than me but older than him) did to me!" my mom calmly asked "well what do you think they did to you?" his response was "the cut me open with scissors! and I'm gonna get them back!" he was really angry. We all burst into laughter which made him even more angry. My mom had to sit down and explain to him that my sister did not cut him open. It took my grandpa who also had open heart surgery to show him his scar to calm him down.

capt_noonie · 04-05-2010, 01:45 PM

My bf has two nephews. The older one is 6 now. Since he was very young, my bf would do a thing called the "super jump". He holds his nephew under his armpits, and the nephew charges up his feet (stomping) and then "jumps" really far, while my bf lifts and carries him about 10 feet or so. We were visiting at their house the other day and they were super jumping in the hall. At the end of the hall is a crucifix hanging on the wall. After the first jump he says, "Again! super jump me all the way to Jesus!" sooo cute.

red98vett · 04-05-2010, 01:56 PM

These are cute - I remember picking my son up from pre-school and he must have just found out the name 'Richard' has a short version....Dick. (no laughing - we all know someone named 'dick' right ?

Well....he gets in the car with me and looks over with the most serious face and says "Mom ? Can I tell you something?" I'm like ...."of couse honey - what do you want to tell me" ?

he said in this somber voice..."I'm so glad you named me Reid and not Richard"

so I asked "Why are you so glad ?" and he says..." I just am"

I had to hold in my laughter cause I knew exactly what he was trying to tell me and no way was he going to say the D word in front of mommy

red98vett · 04-06-2010, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by red98vett

These are cute - I remember picking my son up from pre-school and he must have just found out the name 'Richard' has a short version....Dick. (no laughing - we all know someone named 'dick' right ?

Well....he gets in the car with me and looks over with the most serious face and says "Mom ? Can I tell you something?" I'm like ...."of couse honey - what do you want to tell me" ?

he said in this somber voice..."I'm so glad you named me Reid and not Richard"

so I asked "Why are you so glad ?" and he says..." I just am"

I had to hold in my laughter cause I knew exactly what he was trying to tell me and no way was he going to say the D word in front of mommy

Got another - this time my youngest......(the above was my oldest)

You know the saying - TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER"

One day my boys were scrapping over something.....my youngest (about 6 at the time) with the maddest huffy face he could muster .....screamed to his older brother .....

TAKE A SHORT WALK OFF A LONG PIER !
and went stomping off.....

My oldest and I fell out - which made him even madder cause we were laughing

Both my kids who are now grown remember it like it was yesterday....and we still say it to each other

Bianca · 04-06-2010, 06:51 AM

My son asked my mother in law where her broom was

she said why, he said cause my mom said your a witch so I was just wondering

That was 15 yrs ago and I love my MIL more today than ever...

jadabug · 04-06-2010, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bianca

My son asked my mother in law where her broom was

she said why, he said cause my mom said your a witch so I was just wondering

That was 15 yrs ago and I love my MIL more today than ever...

LMAO

hayleesmommy · 04-07-2010, 08:08 AM

lol these are funny=]

04-04-2010, 08:23 AM	#16
J_is_my_initial YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Knoxville,Tennessee Posts: 3,073	My mom used to tell this one on me: One day I was hungry and trying to hurry my mom and mammaw to give me something to eat. Now we are country people so this expression is popular. My mammaw told me to "hold my horses". They sd I looked at her and said: I don't have any horses, but I'll hold my knife and fork. Not sure how old I was but not too old. __________________ PAWPRINTS AND DOG HAIR ENHANCE MY PERSONAL STYLE.

04-04-2010, 11:51 AM	#18
alyx Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: UK Posts: 68	Ok...I've only just joined the forum today and I might be banned on my very first day, but I have to tell you this as I'm still wetting myself over it. My son's 3 and yesterday I took him to the toilet and well...he had a stiffy when he pulled his pants down. He looked horrified, burst into tears and said 'Mummy! There's something wrong with my winky!' __________________ "We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars."

04-04-2010, 02:48 PM	#20
tammy8833 Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: VA Posts: 2,775	i think my oldest must have seen the same movie where the husband left the wife..i remeber him talking about her broken heart. a week ago my oldest who is 5 was back talking and threw a fit and he said something so i made him hold soap in his mouth...oh he said was killing him..well he ran to his daddy when he was done which was 30 seconds, and told him that i was trying to kill him with poisonous soap and that i broke his heart.....aww make me feel bad! when he was 3 he gave my cell phone a bath in the toilet because he wanted to make it clean for me because thats how i like thing..lol and one last one..we were eating pizza the other night and my 2 year old just starts wailing and crying "i hurt i hurt..boo boo mama" i grab his hand and it covered in pizza sauce..and he is still crying so i wipe his hand clean and tell him its pizza sauce..he instantly stops crying 'aight moma bye!" and runs off __________________ Tammy YT Gallery Lil Girl Princess & Theodore *Gidget R.I.P** Last edited by tammy8833; 04-04-2010 at 02:49 PM.

04-05-2010, 01:45 PM	#22
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	My bf has two nephews. The older one is 6 now. Since he was very young, my bf would do a thing called the "super jump". He holds his nephew under his armpits, and the nephew charges up his feet (stomping) and then "jumps" really far, while my bf lifts and carries him about 10 feet or so. We were visiting at their house the other day and they were super jumping in the hall. At the end of the hall is a crucifix hanging on the wall. After the first jump he says, "Again! super jump me all the way to Jesus!" sooo cute. __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

04-05-2010, 01:56 PM	#23
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 33,590 Blog Entries: 1	These are cute - I remember picking my son up from pre-school and he must have just found out the name 'Richard' has a short version....Dick. (no laughing - we all know someone named 'dick' right ? Well....he gets in the car with me and looks over with the most serious face and says "Mom ? Can I tell you something?" I'm like ...."of couse honey - what do you want to tell me" ? he said in this somber voice..."I'm so glad you named me Reid and not Richard" so I asked "Why are you so glad ?" and he says..." I just am" I had to hold in my laughter cause I knew exactly what he was trying to tell me and no way was he going to say the D word in front of mommy __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri www.DesignsByVillette.net Custom Address Labels and Note Cards using YOUR Photos! Just Click HERE!

04-04-2010, 08:30 AM	#17
BabyBrizzy BANNED! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Taylorsville, UT USA Posts: 372	I am so glad I started this thread! I love hearing stories like this! It always warms my heart and soul!

04-05-2010, 10:53 AM	#21
MyPann Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 883	Okay I've got another for you. My brother has had many many heart surgeries since he was three months old. When he was three or four he "found" his scar on his chest. He went to my mom, grandma and myself and said 'Look, look what my sisters (meaning the two younger than me but older than him) did to me!" my mom calmly asked "well what do you think they did to you?" his response was "the cut me open with scissors! and I'm gonna get them back!" he was really angry. We all burst into laughter which made him even more angry. My mom had to sit down and explain to him that my sister did not cut him open. It took my grandpa who also had open heart surgery to show him his scar to calm him down.

04-06-2010, 06:51 AM	#25
Bianca No Longer a Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New York Posts: 761	My son asked my mother in law where her broom was she said why, he said cause my mom said your a witch so I was just wondering That was 15 yrs ago and I love my MIL more today than ever...

04-07-2010, 08:08 AM	#27
hayleesmommy Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2007 Location: alaska Posts: 145	lol these are funny=] __________________ Haylee In loving memory of Max-A-Million. June 89' - June 07'