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02-11-2010, 04:22 AM | #1 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Dumb - and I mean DUMB..Criminal Stories I heard this on the news and thought a funny thread would be to post the stupidest Criminal Stories that have stuck in your head....True stories only !!! Here's mine - A guy just robbed a bank in the Galleria area Houston TX - Nothing special ....We hear about it every day ...you hand the teller a note and get the money right ? ... Well ....guess how this guy was busted ? The genius wrote the note on his PAROLE PAPERS Mom must be so proud.
__________________ Last edited by red98vett; 02-11-2010 at 04:24 AM. Reason: THIS genius couldn't SPELL Genius |
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02-11-2010, 08:56 AM | #2 |
LoveMy2 Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: East Tennessee
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| HaHaHa! Here are two my pastor shared Sunday morning he said they were true. A man goes into a Bank of America with intentions to rob. He goes up to the table with deposit slips, takes one out and writes a misspelled note requesting money. As he is in line, he gets worried someone saw him write the note. Scared of being caught, he leaves this bank and goes across the street to a Wells Fargo institution. He approaches the counter and hands the lady his scratchy note. She realizes this is not the brightest buld in the box and explains to him that she cannot accept a deposit slip from another bank and he will have to make is request on a Wells Fargo deposit slip or take his request to a Bank of America, since this is where the deposit slip is from. He leaves the Wells FArgo and returns to the Bank of America. He was caght of course. Anther involved a man using an antique gun his grandfather left him to rob a bank. He escaped with $6000. However, he was soon captured and found out he had used a rare gun worth $100,000 dollars to steal 6K. |
02-11-2010, 11:23 AM | #3 | |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Quote:
I really thought I was going to be talking to myself in this thread so thanks for the reply - I love stupid criminal stories OK - got another one. A guy walks into a bank to rob it - He's in line.... gets to the teller THEN slips the brown paper bag over his head. He never made it it as a Bank Robber - he FORGOT to cut out the EYE HOLES and couldn't see a thing..... | |
02-11-2010, 11:27 AM | #4 |
Princess Poop A Lot Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado
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| I love these stories...I think there is a website with them...I know my brother used to send them to me...just cracks me up how DUMB some of them are...
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