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Here are two my pastor shared Sunday morning he said they were true.
A man goes into a Bank of America with intentions to rob. He goes up to the table with deposit slips, takes one out and writes a misspelled note requesting money. As he is in line, he gets worried someone saw him write the note. Scared of being caught, he leaves this bank and goes across the street to a Wells Fargo institution. He approaches the counter and hands the lady his scratchy note. She realizes this is not the brightest buld in the box and explains to him that she cannot accept a deposit slip from another bank and he will have to make is request on a Wells Fargo deposit slip or take his request to a Bank of America, since this is where the deposit slip is from. He leaves the Wells FArgo and returns to the Bank of America.
He was caght of course.
Anther involved a man using an antique gun his grandfather left him to rob a bank. He escaped with $6000. However, he was soon captured and found out he had used a rare gun worth $100,000 dollars to steal 6K.
