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09-29-2009, 05:28 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Kenmore, Washington
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| Need a Laugh? Ok, here's a joke that I hope bring a chuckle to you... Cuckoo Clock The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight ... "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12 o'clock. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s**t!? cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.
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09-29-2009, 05:30 PM | #2 |
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| Here's another one... ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.
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09-29-2009, 05:31 PM | #3 |
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10-01-2009, 06:04 AM | #4 |
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| heehee...those were both good |
10-01-2009, 07:34 AM | #5 |
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| Freakin' hilarious
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10-01-2009, 07:41 AM | #6 |
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| Thank you, I really needed that!
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10-01-2009, 07:49 AM | #7 |
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| Good ones!!!
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