 Need a Laugh?
Ok, here's a joke that I hope bring a chuckle to you...
Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight ... "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him 12 o'clock. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that
one! Then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
s**t!? cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted. |