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09-28-2009, 04:26 PM | #1 |
Mommy Loves Koda & Kacy! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Home of the NY Yankees
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| Many ways men are turned down :-) HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I`d rather have the money. HE: I`m a photographer. I`ve been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I`m a plastic surgeon. I`ve been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn`t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must`ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must`ve been given your shares. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I`m having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don`t be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can`t talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don`t you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I`ve already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven`t I seen you at some place before? SHE: Yes. That`s why I don`t go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I`m a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what`s your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I`d die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I`d probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I`ll be the rest of your life-in your wildest dreams.
__________________ http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=3a2e8eedc3dc6290fbd72e&skin_id=1603&utm_s ource=otm&utm_medium=text_url Mommy Loves:Koda & Kacy. Smile Life is a GIFT First Lady of the SRC~ Koda Benji |
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09-28-2009, 04:51 PM | #2 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Maryville,TN,USA
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| those are way too funny!!! Too bad I'm married I think I would enjoy using a few of them if I wasn't! HEHE
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09-28-2009, 05:06 PM | #3 |
Luving my babies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Over the rainbow
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| LOVE IT!!!!!!!
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09-28-2009, 05:35 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | LOOOOOVE IT!!!! i'm going to need to commit some of these to memory!! haha
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
09-28-2009, 06:00 PM | #5 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia
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__________________ Prince, rest in peace. We miss you and love you so much. |
09-29-2009, 04:13 PM | #6 |
www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County
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| "I'm a female impersonator."
__________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12 Last edited by capt_noonie; 09-29-2009 at 04:15 PM. |
09-29-2009, 06:13 PM | #7 |
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| omg........lmao! Those are too hysterical! Thanks for posting |
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