Many ways men are turned down :-)
 

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I`d rather have the

money.


HE: I`m a photographer. I`ve been

looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I`m a plastic surgeon. I`ve

been looking for a face like

yours.



HE: Hi. Didn`t we go on a date

once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must`ve been once. I never make

the same mistake twice.



HE: How did you get to be so

beautiful?

SHE: I must`ve been given your

shares.



HE: Will you go out with me this

Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I`m having a headache

this weekend.



HE: Your face must turn a few

heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few

stomachs.



HE: Go on, don`t be shy. Ask me

out.

SHE: Okay, get out.



HE: I think I could make you very

happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked

you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can`t talk and laugh

at the same time.



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don`t you already have

one?



HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I`ve already seen it.



HE: Where have you been all my

life?

SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven`t I seen you at some

place before?

SHE: Yes. That`s why I don`t go

there anymore.



HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if

you sit down.



HE: So, what do you do for a

living?

SHE: I`m a female impersonator.



HE: Hey baby, what`s your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.



HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services

today.



HE: If I could see you naked, I`d

die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I`d

probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my

life?

SHE: Where I`ll be the rest of your

life-in your wildest dreams.

those are way too funny!!! Too bad I'm married I think I would enjoy using a few of them if I wasn't! HEHE

:bravo: LOVE IT!!!!!!!

LOOOOOVE IT!!!!

i'm going to need to commit some of these to memory!! haha

;):):D:yelrotflm

"I'm a female impersonator." :rofl28ib:

omg........lmao!
Those are too hysterical!:lol tears


Thanks for posting