 Many ways men are turned down :-)
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I`d rather have the
money.
HE: I`m a photographer. I`ve been
looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I`m a plastic surgeon. I`ve
been looking for a face like
yours.
HE: Hi. Didn`t we go on a date
once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must`ve been once. I never make
the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so
beautiful?
SHE: I must`ve been given your
shares.
HE: Will you go out with me this
Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I`m having a headache
this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few
heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few
stomachs.
HE: Go on, don`t be shy. Ask me
out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very
happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked
you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can`t talk and laugh
at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don`t you already have
one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I`ve already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my
life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven`t I seen you at some
place before?
SHE: Yes. That`s why I don`t go
there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if
you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a
living?
SHE: I`m a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what`s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services
today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I`d
die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I`d
probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my
life?
SHE: Where I`ll be the rest of your
life-in your wildest dreams. |