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01-06-2009, 11:54 AM | #1 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| Funny: How Do These People Survive? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I sawon the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 ChickenMcNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have halfdozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' Ireplied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So Ican't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' She repliedback, 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. I was checking out at the local Wal-Martwith just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on thebelt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keepby the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn'tget mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked upthe 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scanit. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how muchthis is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'llbuy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. A lady at work was seen putting a creditcard into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When Iinquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on theInternet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she wasusing the ATM 'thingy.' I recently saw a distraught young lady weepingbeside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'Iknew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker.Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distantconvenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I dunno.Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,'she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the keyand manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive overthere and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.' Several years ago, we had an Intern who wasnone too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary andsaid, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just usecopier machine paper,' the secretary told her. With that, the interntook her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on thephotocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. A mother calls 911 very worried asking thedispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kidwas eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid someBenadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some antkiller..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!
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01-06-2009, 01:06 PM | #2 |
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| lol! Those made me laugh! How stupid can some people be??
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01-06-2009, 01:17 PM | #3 |
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| hahahaha too funny!!!
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01-06-2009, 01:28 PM | #4 |
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| Absoluteluy hilarious. Thank you for a mid-afternoon smile! I actually had a kid at K-Mart try to scan the divider once.... it's like hummmmm.... |
01-06-2009, 01:32 PM | #5 |
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| OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!
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01-06-2009, 01:37 PM | #6 | |
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I only say that because I.. have a friend.. who had that same problem once.
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01-06-2009, 01:45 PM | #7 |
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| Those are way too funny. It's kind of scary isn't it - what people don't know..... |
01-06-2009, 02:11 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | Those are HYSTERICAL! that made me laugh! thanks! I can definitely see myself doing the same thing with the car keys and probably with the copy machine. I lack common sense sometimes.
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01-06-2009, 02:14 PM | #9 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| Hehehehe... we still love you anyway Kyle.
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01-06-2009, 02:21 PM | #10 |
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| Thank you!!!
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01-06-2009, 07:32 PM | #11 |
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| How funny!!!! Love 'em
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01-06-2009, 08:21 PM | #12 | |
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01-06-2009, 08:35 PM | #13 |
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| LOL those are good!
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01-06-2009, 08:42 PM | #14 |
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| Nice ones!
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01-06-2009, 09:07 PM | #15 |
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| Funny ! The sad part is a lot of people are like that ! If you really want to have some fun go to a Toys R US / Fast food restaurant where teens are working .Wait for them to ring up your order hand them your money.. WAIT for them to enter the amount you gave them into the register ,THEN hand them some extra change and say ,"oh , here use this too please." They will just stand there and stare at you with a dazed look in their eyes with NO IDEA how to count up I even had one ask ME how much change they should give me !! I also went to TRU one time and gave the girl $75.00 for a $50 and some change total , then gave her some change after she had already rung it up because my son wanted some quarters to use ( I did it so I would get 3 quarters back) She was so flustered she gave me back the amount I had paid her $75.00 + the change ! She is lucky I am honest ( and I knew the manager) so I handed it back to her and showed her how to figure it out then told my friend he needed to have a seminar on how to count ! I made sure I taught all my kids how to count up manually. Machines can break then what the hell will they all do
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