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08-23-2005, 09:00 PM | #1 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri
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| Funnies Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol. I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants, but you couldn’t park anywhere near the place. I have an answering machine in my car. It says, “I’m home now but leave a message and I’ll call when I”m out.” If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It’s a bitch to fold it. Keep honking while I reload. <-----------The information went data way-----------> I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I poured spot remover on my dog, now he’s gone. Never say Oops, say Aaaahhh Interesting. WINDOWS stands for Will Install Needless Data On Whole System. As I said before, I never repeat myself. All men are idiots, and I married their king. Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am. Cover me! I’m changing lanes. Be careful of your thoughts, they may become word at any moment. I put contact lenses in my dogs eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot. Shin - a device for finding furniture in the dark. I really love cats. They taste just like chicken. Corduroy pillows- They’re making headlines. I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. Always and never are two words to always remember never to use. Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it’s students. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. |
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YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
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