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08-17-2005, 08:39 PM | #1 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
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| Men Can someone please explain them to me? Thanks.
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08-17-2005, 08:41 PM | #2 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
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| Wish I could Kristy. Whats going on?? You ok? Need to talk Im here for ya girl. |
08-17-2005, 08:42 PM | #3 |
Owned by Fred Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dallas, TX
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| "Men are like toilets, the good ones are taken and the rest of them are full of crap." |
08-17-2005, 08:43 PM | #4 |
I Love My 3 Lovebugs! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: north east ohio
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| I wouldn't even try!!!!! They are their own species!!!! Trust me, I live with one from Mars!!!! Which a great book to read is--Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus!!! And Mars and Venus On A Date!!!-- great read!!!! 2 very interesting books!!
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08-17-2005, 08:44 PM | #5 |
My Precious Pup Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New York City
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| Children in tall bodies. |
08-17-2005, 08:44 PM | #6 |
I Love My 3 Lovebugs! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: north east ohio
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| Stupid/funny man joke!!!! Whats the diff between Men and Gov't bonds??????????? Gov't bonds mature!!!!
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08-17-2005, 08:45 PM | #7 |
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| Wish i could also but i got a good one so i see myself as very blessed not to have one that is an a**hole. |
08-17-2005, 08:46 PM | #8 |
Owned by Fred Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dallas, TX
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| Hey, I found a funny joke that might cheer you up if you're down. How dogs and men are the same: Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both mark their territory. Neither tells you what's bothering them. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. Neither does any dishes. Both fart shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither understands what you see in cats. How dogs are better than men: Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you're gone. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong. Dogs admit when they're jealous. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw). You can train a dog. Dogs are easy to buy for. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (okay, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you). Dogs understand what "no" means. Dogs mean it when they kiss you. |
08-17-2005, 08:46 PM | #9 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
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| Men, when youve got them by the (base)balls their hearts and minds will follow. |
08-17-2005, 08:47 PM | #10 | |
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That is a good one that made me LMAO. | |
08-17-2005, 08:47 PM | #11 | |
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__________________ Monica, Proud mom of Gus who is forever missed! And new mom to Leiloni Gus's Dogster page | |
08-17-2005, 08:50 PM | #12 | |
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i agree on that well except my hubby does the dishes and vacuums and cooks man do i have it good glad i found my hubby i am one lucky 20 yr.old. | |
08-17-2005, 08:51 PM | #13 | |
My Precious Pup Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New York City
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Big Daddy is cool and he does understand that happy wife makes happy life, he understands who's boss and he doesn't call me The General for nuthin', BUT he is freakin' ornery as hell sometimes and when he gets like that I just call my girlfriends and go out for a cocktail What's up K????? | |
08-17-2005, 08:55 PM | #14 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
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| I knew you guys would make me laugh. Hehe. Ummmmmmm... What's up? Nothing. Just having a bit of a hard time lately. Stewie is the only man I trust!!!!!!
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08-17-2005, 08:59 PM | #15 | |
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i meant not an a**hole | |
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