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bkessler · 08-18-2005, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by kewtee

Never heard that one before - that is funny!

I got that one sent to me when i was in high school!! like 7 years ago!!

LIL MIS' MAGIC · 08-18-2005, 06:59 AM

Wow this whole thread is cracking me up...I don't think we will ever understand men...I can understand what is going on with Magic and Sailor before I can understand men!!!!

k3teejay · 08-18-2005, 07:07 AM

the only "man" in my life is TeeJay -- my yorkie.

i do have one of those things that you would call a boyfriend on the side too. but TeeJay is wayyyyy cooler and cuter.

JCarlson2004 · 08-18-2005, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bkessler

Ever notice how all woman's problems start with men?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW I just never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist....and when we have real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.

ssguzzy828 · 08-18-2005, 12:55 PM

men are womens punishment cause eve had to go and eat the damn apple!!!

This thread is the funniest thread yet i was reading them and laughing out loud. This thread could go on and on for ever and we still will never figure them out. lmao

Latuya · 08-18-2005, 01:13 PM

I thought these were pretty funny!

Junebug · 08-18-2005, 02:06 PM

I can't type anything mean because my boyfriend reads this site.

But I will say chilling with Otis (Stewie in your case), a good snack, and watching episodes of Sex & The City back-to-back always makes me feel better when I get exasperated with men.

Oh, that, and buying something really outrageously expensive that is totally unnecessary that I impulsively want. (But keep the tags on it so you can return it when you feel better.)

CarolynAnh · 08-18-2005, 02:13 PM

Why men are like computers:

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter

browniesmom622 · 08-18-2005, 02:39 PM

i have 2 words "artificial insemination"

schatzie · 08-18-2005, 02:41 PM

You want us to explain men to you? Hmmmm, this is harder than I thought.

Well..How about I just explain a good one???

He's your best friend who doesn't borrow your stuff!

He's the person who comforts you when your sad and always gives you a hug.

He's the one who's toys are never big or loud enough and is always searching for more, and you don't mind.

He's the one who spoils you rotten.

He's the one who lets you have the last piece of cake.

He's the one who isn't too shy to buy your girly stuff.

He's the one that watches you throw a tantrum and still loves and adores you.

He's the one who isn't afraid to say "Im sorry" or "It's ok I understand".

He's the one that you grow with, who shares your dreams.

He's the one that tucks you in bed every night and doesn't mind your Yorkie taking his spot. (this is my favorite)

He's the one who doesn't mind if the house isn't perfectly clean or you just aren't in the mood to cook dinner.

He's the one that says "I love you" every single day, and mean it!

He's the one that YOU want to be with.

He's the one you just cannot imagine ever being without.

He's the one who makes you laugh.

He's the one who makes you cry.

He's the one you never cheat on.

He's the one you laugh with.

He's the one you want.

He's the one you not only love but like.

He's the one who loves your Yorkie just as much as you do. (my second favorite)

Go find him Kristy!! He's out there!!

Junebug · 08-18-2005, 02:42 PM

I have one word. "Batteries"

schatzie · 08-18-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Junebug

I have one word. "Batteries"

Latuya · 08-18-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junebug

I have one word. "Batteries"

I am having too much fun with YT today! Been laughing all afternoon!

eshuser · 08-18-2005, 06:13 PM

I think there is some type of gene or something in them that makes them unable to be understood. I have one that is pretty good (most of the time anyway) but I gave up trying to figure him out years ago!! Somethings are better left alone and I truly believe that you'd be wasting your time trying to figure that out. Trust me there are less complicated and fairly normal guys out there....you just have to be patient.

browniesmom622 · 08-18-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Junebug

I have one word. "Batteries"

rechargeables LMAO!!! i have those 2 pairs

08-18-2005, 06:59 AM	#32
LIL MIS' MAGIC Yorkie Lover Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Midlothian, Texas Posts: 4,377 Blog Entries: 3	Wow this whole thread is cracking me up...I don't think we will ever understand men...I can understand what is going on with Magic and Sailor before I can understand men!!!! __________________ Kristin, Mom to: Lil Mis Magic, Sailor and Captain

08-18-2005, 02:39 PM	#39
browniesmom622 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ny Posts: 11,253 Blog Entries: 5	i have 2 words "artificial insemination" __________________ We Love our Yt Angel! My Website< > FB page

08-18-2005, 02:41 PM	#40
schatzie *Moderator Emeritus* Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Tontitown Arkansas Posts: 4,909	You want us to explain men to you? Hmmmm, this is harder than I thought. Well..How about I just explain a good one??? He's your best friend who doesn't borrow your stuff! He's the person who comforts you when your sad and always gives you a hug. He's the one who's toys are never big or loud enough and is always searching for more, and you don't mind. He's the one who spoils you rotten. He's the one who lets you have the last piece of cake. He's the one who isn't too shy to buy your girly stuff. He's the one that watches you throw a tantrum and still loves and adores you. He's the one who isn't afraid to say "Im sorry" or "It's ok I understand". He's the one that you grow with, who shares your dreams. He's the one that tucks you in bed every night and doesn't mind your Yorkie taking his spot. (this is my favorite) He's the one who doesn't mind if the house isn't perfectly clean or you just aren't in the mood to cook dinner. He's the one that says "I love you" every single day, and mean it! He's the one that YOU want to be with. He's the one you just cannot imagine ever being without. He's the one who makes you laugh. He's the one who makes you cry. He's the one you never cheat on. He's the one you laugh with. He's the one you want. He's the one you not only love but like. He's the one who loves your Yorkie just as much as you do. (my second favorite) Go find him Kristy!! He's out there!! __________________ ~~~~ Schatzie and Ransom ~~~~

08-18-2005, 06:13 PM	#44
eshuser YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: SE Kansas Posts: 276	I think there is some type of gene or something in them that makes them unable to be understood. I have one that is pretty good (most of the time anyway) but I gave up trying to figure him out years ago!! Somethings are better left alone and I truly believe that you'd be wasting your time trying to figure that out. Trust me there are less complicated and fairly normal guys out there....you just have to be patient. __________________ Emily & Callie

08-18-2005, 07:07 AM	#33
k3teejay No Longer a Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 147	the only "man" in my life is TeeJay -- my yorkie. i do have one of those things that you would call a boyfriend on the side too. but TeeJay is wayyyyy cooler and cuter.

08-18-2005, 12:55 PM	#35
ssguzzy828 YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: south suburbs of illinois Posts: 734	men are womens punishment cause eve had to go and eat the damn apple!!! This thread is the funniest thread yet i was reading them and laughing out loud. This thread could go on and on for ever and we still will never figure them out. lmao

08-18-2005, 02:06 PM	#37
Junebug *Moderator Emeritus* Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,149	I can't type anything mean because my boyfriend reads this site. But I will say chilling with Otis (Stewie in your case), a good snack, and watching episodes of Sex & The City back-to-back always makes me feel better when I get exasperated with men. Oh, that, and buying something really outrageously expensive that is totally unnecessary that I impulsively want. (But keep the tags on it so you can return it when you feel better.)

08-18-2005, 02:13 PM	#38
CarolynAnh Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 24	Why men are like computers: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter

08-18-2005, 02:42 PM	#41
Junebug *Moderator Emeritus* Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,149	I have one word. "Batteries"