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grandmatoall · 10-09-2008, 09:50 AM

Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08.You can eat supper at 4 pm.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14.Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!

Betty'sMom · 10-09-2008, 11:05 AM

Cherylt8 · 10-09-2008, 11:10 AM

Oh my and so true!!

ARCHIE · 10-09-2008, 11:10 AM

The truth really hurts!

Patti · 10-09-2008, 11:12 AM

How true!!!

yorkiecrazy · 10-09-2008, 11:19 AM

LOL funny!!

donnarod · 10-09-2008, 11:45 AM

I did not know that someone else felt the same as me.
You got'a be my best friend Girl.

Thank God for Yorkies.

amandawash · 10-09-2008, 02:41 PM

Too funny Bobbi!

C101Yorkie · 10-10-2008, 01:53 PM

LOL Too funny.

mstrooperwife · 10-12-2008, 01:16 PM

this is really cute!!!!!

delisa2850 · 10-12-2008, 02:55 PM

Oh Bobbi! I'm only 45 and this list is already so me! Especially 17. Thank goodness where I work EVERYTHING is recorded and documented or I would be toast!!!

Thanks for the laugh - I needed it!

10-09-2008, 09:50 AM	#1
grandmatoall I Love My Babies Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Nampa, Idaho Posts: 1,440 Blog Entries: 1	Perks for getting older Don't laugh.....it is all true... Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you? 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06.There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08.You can eat supper at 4 pm. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14.Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Forward this to everyone you can remember right now! __________________ "Bobbi, Proud Mom To: Sandy & Leo Yorkies & Grandkids - Make My Heart Smile

10-09-2008, 11:05 AM	#2
Betty'sMom Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,234	__________________ Jeanne: Mom to Betty & Juju Bean

10-09-2008, 11:10 AM	#3
Cherylt8 Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: White City Canada Posts: 212	Oh my and so true!! __________________ Life would not be the same without a fur ball like Mandy

10-09-2008, 11:12 AM	#5
Patti Donating YT 30K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 35,509 Blog Entries: 6	How true!!! __________________ Cali Pixie Roxie : RIP Nikki; RIP Maya;RIP my sweet Dixie girl 1/17/08 http://callipuppyscastle.bravehost.com/index.html

10-09-2008, 11:19 AM	#6
yorkiecrazy Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston area Posts: 2,672	LOL funny!! __________________ Jamie - Gracie's Katie's and Chloe's mom : Gracie 11-12-99 11-1-2012

10-09-2008, 11:10 AM	#4
ARCHIE No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK Posts: 16,218	The truth really hurts!

10-09-2008, 11:45 AM	#7
donnarod "Owned" by Miss Tricksie Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Riverview, FL Posts: 3,737	Perks for getting older I did not know that someone else felt the same as me. You got'a be my best friend Girl. Thank God for Yorkies. __________________ Donna, Tricksie and Peanut

10-09-2008, 02:41 PM	#8
amandawash Lovin' my R & R Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Middleton, Idaho Posts: 2,152	Too funny Bobbi! __________________ Amanda 's Ranger & Ryder

10-10-2008, 01:53 PM	#9
C101Yorkie ♥Sapphire♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: PA, USA Posts: 4,069	LOL Too funny. __________________ Courtney Sapphire

10-12-2008, 01:16 PM	#10
mstrooperwife Donating YT Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: South Mississippi Posts: 466 Blog Entries: 1	this is really cute!!!!! __________________ I Lve My Sweet Tyke I can do all things through Christ who stengthens me. Phil.4:13

10-12-2008, 02:55 PM	#11
delisa2850 YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pocatello, ID, USA Posts: 414	Oh Bobbi! I'm only 45 and this list is already so me! Especially 17. Thank goodness where I work EVERYTHING is recorded and documented or I would be toast!!! Thanks for the laugh - I needed it! __________________ DeLisa Roxy and Oakley