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Perks for getting older Don't laugh.....it is all true... Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you? 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06.There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08.You can eat supper at 4 pm. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14.Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Forward this to everyone you can remember right now! |
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Oh my and so true!! ;) |
The truth really hurts!:( |
How true!!! |
LOL funny!!:D |
Perks for getting older I did not know that someone else felt the same as me. You got'a be my best friend Girl.:yeahthat::eyetearss:eyetearss:yorkiesar Thank God for Yorkies. |
Too funny Bobbi! |
LOL Too funny. :D |
:coolsmilethis is really cute!!!!! |
Oh Bobbi! I'm only 45 and this list is already so me! Especially 17. Thank goodness where I work EVERYTHING is recorded and documented or I would be toast!!! Thanks for the laugh - I needed it! |
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