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07-24-2008, 10:08 AM | #1 |
Missing Yoshi Everyday! Donating Member | The Little Sister I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend andI had been datingfor over a year, and so we decided to get married.There was only onelittle thing bothering me.... it was her beautifullittle sister My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore verytight miniskirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly benddown when she wasnear me, and I always got more than a pleasant view ofher privateparts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was nearanyone else.One day "little" sister called and asked me to comeover to check thewedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, andshe whispered tome that she had feelings and desires for me that shecouldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted to make love to me justonce before I gotmarried and committed my life to her sister. Well, Iwas in total shock,and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairsto my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up andget me."I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her goup the stairs.When she reached the top she pulled off her panties andthrew them downthe stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, thenturned and made abeeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,and ran straighttowards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standingoutside, allclapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me andsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....wecouldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to ourfamily!!!" And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.........
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07-24-2008, 10:28 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Hampshire
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| hahahaha I love that joke!
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07-24-2008, 10:55 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member | LMAO !!! Love that! |
07-24-2008, 03:29 PM | #6 |
Love my lil' Stinker <3 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Central Coast, CA
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| Wow! Haha!
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07-24-2008, 07:50 PM | #7 |
I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington
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| hahah ive read this many times.. cept usually its the mother in law thats doing that test |
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