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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend andI had been datingfor over a year, and so we decided to get married.There was only onelittle thing bothering me.... it was her beautifullittle sister

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore verytight miniskirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly benddown when she wasnear me, and I always got more than a pleasant view ofher privateparts. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was nearanyone else.One day "little" sister called and asked me to comeover to check thewedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, andshe whispered tome that she had feelings and desires for me that shecouldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted to make love to me justonce before I gotmarried and committed my life
to her sister. Well, Iwas in total shock,and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairsto my bedroom,
and if you want one last wild fling, just come up andget me."I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her goup the stairs.When she reached the top she pulled off her panties andthrew them downthe stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, thenturned and made abeeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door,and ran straighttowards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standingoutside, allclapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me andsaid, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....wecouldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to ourfamily!!!"

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.........