Stupid, STUPID things kids do

[MeganS]

I'm sorry for laughing, but I almost started crying when I read your post. I hope it doesn't cause him any discomfort. TOO FUNNY!!

[erino77]

Originally Posted by Graleyne

Yes, it was one of the small ones - the green ones that look like hand grenades. That should make it highly visible. NOT. LOL I absolutely will NOT dig through poop for a camoflauged water balloon. Ain't happening. Nope.

LMAO!!!
I don't blame you

[grandmatoall]

And they wonder why Mom's have grey hair. I enjoyed this one. I know it is hard for you... all the waiting ... for the .... results. But it sure brightened up everyone's day. Hope everything comes out alright. Hee Hee.

[sammiz]

Originally Posted by erino77

LMAO!!!Yes, it was one of the small ones - the green ones that look like hand grenades. That should make it highly visible. NOT. LOL I absolutely will NOT dig through poop for a camoflauged water balloon. Ain't happening. Nope.

Hey...make him do what I had to do with Sassy when she ate tin foil. Give him a baggie for it and have him search through it for the balloon. I'll bet after that he would never eat anything he isn't supposed to again.

[red98vett]

Originally Posted by MeganS

I'm sorry for laughing, but I almost started crying when I read your post. I hope it doesn't cause him any discomfort. TOO FUNNY!!

ME too megan - my girls started barking at me and acting like little fools - they thought i was laughing at them

Man - this was a great thread. I really needed that laugh.....I have 2 sons too...I wont go into the toilet and bubble story with my youngest -

you just gotta love those boys.

[littlelady]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Oh my....laughing.

If it's any consolation...I swallowed a nickel when I was a kid. I had to go to the bathroom in a bucket...so my mother could "search" for it...after 3 days of squishing poop...my mom decided it wasn't going to kill me.

I swallowed 2 quarters and my granmother gave me a stick and made me check it everyday for 2 weeks. I never did find it. BAck then it only cost $.50 to get into the movies and that is were I was headed when it happened I had no pockets and stuck it in my mouth to do hopscotch on the side walk and down it went.
I had friends who smuggled me into the movies.

[chattiesmom]

What a hilarious thread. I really want to know if your son's theory works. Hummmmmm.....

My two boys are 16 months apart. The oldest stuck a "jiggly eye in my younger son's ear. Of course it was "flat side out" so there was nothing to "grab on to". We made an emergency trip to the ENT at 4:30 on a Friday afternoon. Fortunately the doctor was able to snag the jiggly eye and save us from an emergency surgery.

Kids! You gotta love 'em!

[daisy mae06]

Originally Posted by Tiggerwit

OMG I'm laughing so bad I think I wet my pants. LOL I'm going to feel bad if you have to take him to the ER but Oh man, that's hilarious reasoning.

Girl, you so need a vacation. Pack it up and come this way, I'll spoil ya for a few days and DH and deal with DUG!!!

Ditto Whit! Man I am sorry but it is funny.

[mom2reds]

I so feel your pain I have three little boys myself and they have done similar stuff. I also would make him look through his own stool for it, he will not ever eat anything that he is not supposed to after that.

[YorkieChick1]

This is hilarious!! I'm sure your boy will be fine but they sure do know how to give you grey hairs! Kids aren't the only ones who do stupid stuff! One time, my first yorkie, Molly had 3 pups that were about 5 or 6 weeks old and I went outside to water the lawn for like 5 minutes. I came in the house and Molly had jumped up on the chair in the kitchen, gone into my purse, took out a PlentyPack of Spearmint gum and brought it back to her pen with the babies and they all proceded to eat the whole pack of gum, wrappings and all!!! I called the vet but he said just to make sure the pups didn't get lethargic. The next day they all had green gum poo!! But they were all fine! Hope everything turns out ok!!

[mizzwanned]

LMAOOOO! OMG im sorry but that is soo funny! Boys are something else!

[Tiggerwit]

You could always make him drink mineral oil to ensure everything comes out smoothly.

[Amber_lv]

OMG!!! I am Laughing but feeling your pain!! I have 2 boys and this is right up their alley!! One time Trieden my oldest now 8 stuck a rock in his ear well i got mad and when i looked i didn't see anything so i thought it fell out.... Well about a month later he kept saying MOM something is rattling in my head i just laughed it off as an excuse to get out of bed. Well he kept saying it and i was reminded of the rock insident so I took a flashlight and looked in his ear and sure enough i seen something i got the tweezers and it was hard and i couldn't get it out so I rushed him to the doctor where they did a canal flush. the doctor was convinced it was just wax but it wasn't there was actually a rock in his ear we kept it as a reminder not to stick stuff in our ears hahaha!!

[Graleyne]

So far no complications from the water balloon. I don't think it has passed yet, but he isn't clutching his stomach and writhing in pain. I'm confident he's going to live.

Some of you will be disappointed to know that while he HAS tooted, he has not inflated the balloon with his butt as of yet. So I think this experiment is a flop. LOL

[Mom to Hot Rod]

hope your son is okay.

and I apologize but I am lmao! I