What a hilarious thread. I really want to know if your son's theory works. Hummmmmm.....
My two boys are 16 months apart. The oldest stuck a "jiggly eye in my younger son's ear. Of course it was "flat side out" so there was nothing to "grab on to". We made an emergency trip to the ENT at 4:30 on a Friday afternoon. Fortunately the doctor was able to snag the jiggly eye and save us from an emergency surgery.
Kids! You gotta love 'em!