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07-05-2008, 03:05 PM | #1 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Louisiana
Posts: 32
| This is too funny I got on google groups and typed in yorkshire terrier and Louisiana and this was one of the first post listed. Just thought I'd share it. Gave me a good laugh, hope it gives you one too! Classified ads from around Louisiana FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. ---------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG ------------------------------ FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG ------------------------------ GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. -------------------------------- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD. -------------------------------- 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer ---------------------------- AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. ----------------------------- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. ------------------------------ 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 ----------------------------- COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. -------------------------------- NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBIE --------------------------------- SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS ------------------------------------ GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL THAT HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER. ------------------------------------------- HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB ----------------------------------- GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. -------------------------------------- NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED --------------------------------------- FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT. ------------------------------------- AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100 ----------------------------------------- TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. -------------------------------------------- EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175. -------------------------------------------- OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER. ----------------------------------------------- JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. ---------------------------------------------- OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS -------------------------------------- FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. Call Chad. -- |
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07-05-2008, 03:11 PM | #2 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,234
| LOL!! Those were funny!! I love the gay bull.
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07-05-2008, 10:00 PM | #3 |
Wee Winston Wiggles Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kewanee, Illinois
Posts: 9,666
| Chuckle-chuckle-chuckle!!!
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07-05-2008, 11:22 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Central Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,200
| Those were funny!
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07-05-2008, 11:27 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Central Pennsylvania
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| So I got on and did the same...a bunch of porn stuff?????? Interesting
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07-06-2008, 03:35 AM | #6 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oliver Springs, TN
Posts: 683
| Another laugh. Two physicists found out how to create life. They were very proud of themselves. They invited God to come and see how they had done it. They said they were just as smart as God and He should recognize their achievement. God accepted their invitation and showed up. There was a huge crowd of people there, of course, lots of cameras and the press. One of the physicists made a big speech and then stepped up to show everyone how they had created life. He reached down and grabbed a handful of dirt and God said "Oh, no, you can't use MY dirt!" |
07-06-2008, 05:39 AM | #7 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Lolol !!!!!!!!!! Those Are Great ! |
07-06-2008, 05:44 AM | #8 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Riverview, Florida
Posts: 4,953
| funny |
07-06-2008, 05:48 AM | #9 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Upstate, NY
Posts: 2,015
| They were great! |
07-06-2008, 06:24 AM | #10 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
Posts: 17,674
| Thank you for the laugh! |
07-06-2008, 09:27 AM | #11 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Louisiana
Posts: 32
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07-06-2008, 10:45 AM | #12 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: City, State, Country
Posts: 1,763
| We don't own or need a set of Encyclopedias either. |
07-06-2008, 05:46 PM | #13 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
Posts: 9,342
| Ohhhh you're gonna get it!
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