Another laugh. Two physicists found out how to create life. They were very proud of themselves. They invited God to come and see how they had done it. They said they were just as smart as God and He should recognize their achievement. God accepted their invitation and showed up. There was a huge crowd of people there, of course, lots of cameras and the press. One of the physicists made a big speech and then stepped up to show everyone how they had created life. He reached down and grabbed a handful of dirt and God said "Oh, no, you can't use MY dirt!" |