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Gypsy & Me · 03-14-2008, 07:27 AM

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!' were my last words.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed! 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos. MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, 'I think we might need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

cuzio23 · 03-14-2008, 07:29 AM

LOL!!!! That is great!!!

tiggerr36792 · 03-14-2008, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gypsy & Me

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!' were my last words.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed! 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos. MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, 'I think we might need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

Hahahaha you just made me spit coffee all over my puter screen,lol!

Sookie · 03-14-2008, 07:50 AM

That's too funny!! LOL

chachi · 03-14-2008, 07:53 AM

LOL How funny!

Izzy Princess · 03-14-2008, 08:11 AM

Thank you, thank you for making me laugh - this was priceless.

saphire · 03-14-2008, 10:22 AM

Thanks

Sheilagh

celstu1 · 03-14-2008, 11:07 AM

Lmao!!!! I Love That!!!!

LuvnmyYorkie · 03-14-2008, 11:10 AM

LOL That was awesome...but it got me in trouble! My boss wanted to know what I was laughing at!!

patty58 · 03-14-2008, 11:30 AM

That is so funny. Glad you had a good time.

Maxi · 03-14-2008, 11:45 AM

Haha this is a hilarious story!

I wouldnt be able to keep my face all serious after hearing about cukoo clock giggling after it cukooed lol

BrendaS54 · 03-14-2008, 12:58 PM

Oh my! Is that true or is it a joke? lol.... wow.. I have to use that one next time and see if it works!

You made my night!

KathyinCali · 03-14-2008, 01:03 PM

It's a joke - a great one

I've heard this one before and it made me laugh just as hard this time!

alex_143 · 03-14-2008, 01:11 PM

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS TO FUNNY I JUST READ IT TO MY SISTER AND SHE IS CRACKING UP HAHAHHAA

Bizzymammabee · 03-14-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gypsy & Me

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!' were my last words.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed! 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos. MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, 'I think we might need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

Always loved this joke...hey every girl needs that girls night out...if we don't have it we can and will become Cuckoo...

03-14-2008, 07:27 AM	#1
Gypsy & Me lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK Posts: 9,342	Girls Night Out! The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!' were my last words. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed! 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos. MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'I think we might need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, sht,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.' __________________ Vicky - Gypsy, Kayla & Amelia Grace's Mummy* Follow Yodi's Adventure! Where In The World Is Yodi? Petitioning For ERFW

03-14-2008, 07:29 AM	#2
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03-14-2008, 07:50 AM	#4
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03-14-2008, 08:11 AM	#6
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03-14-2008, 11:07 AM	#8
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03-14-2008, 11:10 AM	#9
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03-14-2008, 11:30 AM	#10
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03-14-2008, 11:45 AM	#11
Maxi My Little Man! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York Posts: 2,189 Blog Entries: 1	Haha this is a hilarious story! I wouldnt be able to keep my face all serious after hearing about cukoo clock giggling after it cukooed lol __________________ Watch Maxi on Youtube! By purchasing pet store or other puppy mill puppies, you support the abuse of innocent animals!

03-14-2008, 12:58 PM	#12
BrendaS54 Brenda's Brat Bunch Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,244	Oh my! Is that true or is it a joke? lol.... wow.. I have to use that one next time and see if it works! You made my night! __________________ " IF you tell the truth,you don't have to remember anything."

03-14-2008, 01:03 PM	#13
KathyinCali Love My Li'l Lucy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,700	It's a joke - a great one I've heard this one before and it made me laugh just as hard this time! __________________ Kathy and Lil' Lucy and Jammies Rest in Peace my Sweet Buster Last edited by KathyinCali; 03-14-2008 at 01:04 PM.

03-14-2008, 01:11 PM	#14
alex_143 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,041	hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS TO FUNNY I JUST READ IT TO MY SISTER AND SHE IS CRACKING UP HAHAHHAA