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AngelWorks · 03-14-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gypsy & Me

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!' were my last words.

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed! 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos. MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, 'I think we might need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

I'm not sure who I love more at the moment; you for telling us, or him for his delivery!

AngelWorks · 03-14-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bizzymammabee

Always loved this joke...hey every girl needs that girls night out...if we don't have it we can and will become Cuckoo...

Oh poop-----it didn't happen to you, it was a joke.

Still---very very funny!

Gypsy & Me · 03-14-2008, 03:09 PM

LOL... I don't know which is funnier now... the fact that some of you thought it was my own story or the joke!

cindy0721 · 03-14-2008, 04:45 PM

OMG!! Hubby and I are cracking up~!!!

myboy · 03-14-2008, 07:00 PM

OMG Vicky that is funny. I just took a drink of coffee when reading this. And coffee came out my noise. That smarted.

Glad you had a great time. And that was some fast thinking on your part. LOL

Amy81 · 03-15-2008, 05:35 AM

that was hilarious!!

abbie's mom · 03-15-2008, 05:44 AM

LOL....Vicky...until I read about half-way through and recognized it from a fwd I got, I was thinking: "well, good! Vicky is getting some time out with friends, relaxing from being mom 24/7". Which, btw, we ALL need to do, once-in-awhile!

03-14-2008, 03:09 PM	#18
Gypsy & Me lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK Posts: 9,342	LOL... I don't know which is funnier now... the fact that some of you thought it was my own story or the joke! __________________ Vicky - Gypsy, Kayla & Amelia Grace's Mummy Follow Yodi's Adventure! Where In The World Is Yodi? Petitioning For ERFW

03-14-2008, 04:45 PM	#19
cindy0721 Always In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 3,393	OMG!! Hubby and I are cracking up~!!! __________________ Cindy & Gizmo Gizmo on Dogster *Rest in peace My Madda* *very much*

03-14-2008, 07:00 PM	#20
myboy Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,416	OMG Vicky that is funny. I just took a drink of coffee when reading this. And coffee came out my noise. That smarted. Glad you had a great time. And that was some fast thinking on your part. LOL __________________ Deiter, Cozmo & Lynda Yorkie say I Love You with there tail. Deiter says Kalina

03-15-2008, 05:44 AM	#22
abbie's mom Lovin' 2 Girls Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: VA Posts: 3,593 Blog Entries: 4	LOL....Vicky...until I read about half-way through and recognized it from a fwd I got, I was thinking: "well, good! Vicky is getting some time out with friends, relaxing from being mom 24/7". Which, btw, we ALL need to do, once-in-awhile! __________________ Ask Abi

03-15-2008, 05:35 AM	#21
Amy81 No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palatka, Florida Posts: 6,523	that was hilarious!!